christopher boisvert

Gets irrationally mad at hockey(the Bruins). Alfredo Sauce King.

[christopher boisvert @clboisvert14]

Partner poaching is grooming for adults.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

A second angle has hit the Folsom Pro July 4th Rodeo 🦅🫡 🇺🇸

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 115 moons.

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

America 250 is going well

[the juice @ConAirNcCagevid]

Shea Weber offer sheet contract finally expires after 14 years

Philadephia Flyers:

[Fusilli Spock @awstar11]

He was our best president

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Avi @mx_avi]

I... worked on this shirt for weeks... and... they just... they tweeted it out

[pomme @antistraightppl]

fucking with a team you hate by forcing them to either lose your best player or pay him the biggest salary in the NHL is so funny

[NHL Trump @trump_nhl]

GREAT!!! NHL PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

i am literally gasping for air

[christopher boisvert @clboisvert14]

That Flyers offer sheet is diabolical.

[Rear Admiral @RearAdBsBlog]

PROJECT HAIL MARY hit Prime today.

Can’t recommend it enough.

[Bruins Wyan @BruinsWyan2]

He’s not wrong. They’re the only team in the league with 3 separate 3rd pairing right defensemen

[Kevin Paul Dupont @GlobeKPD]

TRADE PARKING LOT UPDATE: Bruins kicking tires in Brian Gionta.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that

[Carpie @carpenterr33]

Don Sweeney when he sees former Bruins players in free agency

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Joonas Korpisalo, acquired by NYR, is a goalie.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Twitter is so miserable yall really made that Freddy guy quit

[slothy @slothy_420]

i followed her private to see pussy why this bitch just tweet about killing herself