CLCVRC

Central Lakes College
Veterans Resource Center

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Here is a great resource for you when it comes to Tuesday's elections. Knowledge is power!

https://t.co/tYOjgFVVx1

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Even if you don't do anything else this weekend, at least check this out!

Tuesday!

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Student Veterans of America (SVA) needs your help in supporting current and future student veterans! Please take the survey and help spread the word!
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Important contact information here!

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Only in the Vet Center;

Student - I called my girlfriend average once
Me - And she found out about it!?
Students - Oh no, I said it to her face
Me - And she hasn't broken up with you yet?!

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Beautiful! We will always remember...
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Steve and his team continuing to do great things for our Vets. Were any of you there?

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Only In the Vet Center;
Forrest Gump is playing on the tv...

Student 1: Did you just say this was a stupid movie?
Student 2: No I said it was a good movie
Student 1: OK, because I was about to tell you to go back to communist Russia

I think Student 1 really likes that movie!

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Here's an important message from our President here at CLC.

https://t.co/WgTwZy3B94

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Only In the Vet Center:

I see the same instructor who had his pop fund slashed by his spouse.
Instructor: My wife is here on campus today
Me: Uh oh
Instructor: Yeah, I'm going to have to start putting sprite in the water bottles
Me (to myself): This is college, not high school

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I pulled a few pages from the Family Assistance Newsletter. Good stuff here;

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Only in the Vet Center;

Instructor comes walking in...
Instructor: My wife cut pop out of our budget
Me: Really?
Instructor: Yeah, so now I have to sneak in here and get it
Me: I see nothing
Instructor: That's right

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Check this out! What a great program for kids! Please share with anyone you know who might enjoy this.

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For those of you thinking of taking out any student loans, check this out first!

https://t.co/O1rz4UuxBd

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This one almost had me spitting my coffee out my nose...

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ONLY IN THE VET CENTER
Former Marine and current football player comes in w/ a plate w/ tin foil across it.
Student: Hey Theresa can I put this in your fridge?
Me: Sure, what is it?
Student: The football team is having a cake baking contest.
Me (raising an eyebrow): OK, good luck

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Hey everyone, here's a job opportunity with a local service organization.

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Me: Hi student
Student: Hi Theresa
Me: I'm certifying students to the VA this week
Student: Cool, thanks
Me: But I'm not certifying you yet
Student: Why not?
Me: Because the Child Development class you registered for is not needed in the Criminal Justice program
Student: Oh

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We're going to be starting a new series this year called "Only in the Vet Center".

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The Primaries are next week! And I'm not talking about Amazon shopping. A few websites to help you make informed decisions...

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