Khristofor Saraga

Quasi-talented hack musician. Well-trained but talentless teacher. Self-styled and self-proclaimed Desktop Publisher. Yahweh, Yashua, Ruach and Me.

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

Play Coin Master with me! https://t.co/afRBV8zhfj

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

@charliekirk11 So you're saying there are nothing but illegals in our hospitals? Is that even statistically possible? Isn't that the Christian thing to do? Offer care to the least of these? I believe Jesus said "as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me." Mt2545

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

@MastersOfficial WTF? Take my money now! 😂😂😂

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

@realDonaldTrump Hey there Teflon Don. Was this one of your perfect calls? What did you offer Xi? Did you ask him to go after Bernie? Did you offer him some shiny trinkets for his help? Hmmmmmm? 😃😃😃

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

@RevDaniel Aww, she loves you, Father. That's her service to you and God's dominion.

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@PeteButtigieg Thank you, Mayor Pete, and Merry Christmas to you as well. I appreciate the dignity with which you conduct yourself. There's a pastoral quality you possess that the chief leader of our country so desperately needs. It is my utmost hope and prayer that you are our next President!

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

@davidaxelrod A proper lady always carries a handbag. It's all about accessories, darling!

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@emmymadeinjapan Ummm. Ewwwwww

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@realDonaldTrump @kanyewest Um. Is this important to the security of the USA? #dontthinkso I get it. Kanye is your special friend, but save the special favors until the end of your presidency. Hmm. IDK. That might be #presidential , but, that might be #askingtoomuch

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

@BetteMidler @realDonaldTrump You should've ended it with #yourefired

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@AFKwebseries your series is awesome. I saw it on Amazon. Here's to hoping you're able to get to do season three!

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

@DavidWohl @KamalaHarris Dammit...damn fingers! Rely not really. Lol

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

@DavidWohl @KamalaHarris She's a cutthroat legal mind and that fucking scares you, so you really on ad hominem attacks. So, who's really being the disrespectful little bitch? Hmmm?🤣🤣🤣

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@johnpavlovitz He doesn't hate America! He loves Amerikkka! He loves all things white American. He's an old fart whose time has come. It's time for the people to wake up and vote his ass out. He doesn't care about America. He only cares about lining his pockets. But I'm not biased.🤣🤣🤣

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

@CHMcConnell I love your show. This totally sucks! #thanksnetflix

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@realDonaldTrump Your syntax like 5-year-old. Wah. Wah. Aww President Trump's want cookie and nap time?

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

@BaileyCarlin Bate bate chocolate con arroz y con tomate!😆😆

[Khristofor Saraga @clcsdmlfan]

@johnpavlovitz She's vile. She's the muggle Dolores Umbridge

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@realDonaldTrump And I guess you're just itching for nuclear war. Gee, the world was great while it lasted. #ThanksDonald

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@BrianZahnd This sounds exciting. I wish I could be there to hear you preach!