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it all comes down to food and ego

[claudine @cldntran]

*pony comes on*
Friend: "this song has aged perfectly"
Me: "like fine wine"
F: "Yes, exactly"
M: ".....genuwine" 😎👉
F: "DAMMIT"

[claudine @cldntran]

For reference, this is the business: Vespr Coffee Bar
[phone]
https://t.co/gdvtcUv41d

[claudine @cldntran]

@USPSHelp considering my coffee shop is open until 6p, not sure how or why this was cited as the reason when both myself, other employees l, and customers were here at the time this was “attempted”

[claudine @cldntran]

@Apple why has the Fitbit existed and your watches don’t have a step goal function

[claudine @cldntran]

For the record, I scored the game winner for Jacques and I love all you frog ladies 🐸😘
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#mazeltovjacques @ The 422 SportsPlex https://t.co/49Vba77aro

[claudine @cldntran]

GOT THROUGH A WHOLE WORK DAY WITH COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING THE ENTIRE TIME AND IF THATS NOT A SIGN OF THINGS LOOKING UP, IDK WHAT IS

[claudine @cldntran]

I hear this is what all the cool kids are doing these days??? #bandwagon #notears @ Valencia College https://t.co/SefSe3kiNc

[claudine @cldntran]

??? Like wtf

[WSLAM @wslam]

The men’s NCAA bubble lifting equipment vs. the women’s.

This ain’t it. (via @alikershner)

[claudine @cldntran]

Chúc mừng năm mới! New Years looks a lot different this year but some lì xì in your pockets never fails to brighten the mood 🎉🧧
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(I’m pretty sure this picture was actually for a wedding but it will do) https://t.co/zoa8lcsW3A

[claudine @cldntran]

(Patrick doesn’t deserve this)

[claudine @cldntran]

y’all lucky they didn’t pull a flag on that face mask

[claudine @cldntran]

WHAT KIND TRASH DEFENSE IS THIS

[claudine @cldntran]

(@stefondiggs would’ve caught that)

[claudine @cldntran]

Idk what I was expecting but I def nothing this was a social distanced Super Bowl and 1. I thought too highly of the NFL and humans in general, and 2. I am a fool???

[claudine @cldntran]

This paramount commercial bringing back Snookie though, I’m about it.

[claudine @cldntran]

@serafinapekalas But am I wrong

[claudine @cldntran]

I relate to this one A Lot of levels.

[claudine @cldntran]

@zone_pelagique We luv 2 c it

[claudine @cldntran]

I will never understand how @bestbuy will always have a million blue shirts walking around but when you need them they suddenly disappear into the carpet or something

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

The fact that no one is bringing down the goddamn
hammer on these terrorists is the Whitest Privilege.

[Andrea R MD, @andrear9md.bsky.social @AndreaR9Md]

Remember when the Capitol Police pulled people out of wheelchairs and arrested them for wanting healthcare?