ColdTakeTimeMachine

[SlimReaperSZN @SlimReaperSzn6]

FUCK! They got Jalen Hurts on the Week 3 Frauds

Thank God he wasn't the dog Pluto 😂😂😭

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Tom Brady watching Case Keenum ball out at 38 years old

[GG @GarryGates]

The NFL has released footage of the proper technique Chop Robinson should have used to hit Patrick Mahomes.

[ColdTakeTimeMachine @cldtktimemachin]

Ice cold

[FQMedia @fqmedia_]

Eagles -3.5 might be the easiest bet of your life.

I understand Chicago is the sharp side. I’m telling you right now, it won’t matter one bit.

You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than seeing the Bears cover tonight.

I’m one of the biggest Caleb Williams believers out there, and tonight the world is going to find out just how much he means to this football team.

Chicago has a 0% chance of covering.

Yes. ZERO percent.

[FQMedia @fqmedia_]

Eagles -3.5 might be the easiest bet of your life.

I understand Chicago is the sharp side. I’m telling you right now, it won’t matter one bit.

You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than seeing the Bears cover tonight.

I’m one of the biggest Caleb Williams believers out there, and tonight the world is going to find out just how much he means to this football team.

Chicago has a 0% chance of covering.

Yes. ZERO percent.

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

“Justin Herbert aint nothing but Ryan Leaf with Madison Beer phone number”

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Chicago Bears to the Philadelphia Eagles with a third string QB

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRockedU]

Case Keenum

That guy rocked.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Case Keenum

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

It is 6:46 pm and I have talked myself all the way into Case Keenum being awesome tonight.

Please respect my decision. There will be no questions at this time

[ColdTakeTimeMachine @cldtktimemachin]

@PFTCommenter is so ride or die he was going to turn it around, but the Commanders only make adjustments for Mariota.
@PardonMyMeme @PardonMyTake #commanders

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Broncos are a MegaBus play tonight

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

A masterpiece by @MikeClayNFL & @DanielDopp 🎬

[Travis S @TravisStribley]

@PFTCommenter @NFLtapeWatch Thought Carolina Mic was doing a hog reveal for a second but now just a normal amount of excited for football Sunday

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Cowboys fans who thought the game was going to overtime coming back from the bathroom