sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
With all the talk of Kate Middleton photoshopping images, I can’t help but think maybe the Queen didn’t jump out of a helicopter during the 2012 opening Olympic ceremony.
Don’t know what to believe anymore.
#WhereIsKateMiddleton
this is quite literally the most cunty situation to be in . Like you won a Grammy for AOTY, played a few sold out shows in Japan, flew back to watch your bf win the fucking Super Bowl and then your song is playing in the club after like that’s crazyyy