Cal

I need to accept that Simpson's references are not a personality substitute.

[Cal @Cleags]

Ted Hastings: we're interested in one thing and one thing only and that's catching

Me: BENT COPPERS

#LineOfDuty

[raphi @meistensraphi]

meine frau hat mich in der hydration break verlassen und die kinder mitgenommen

[Ben @CriminalCosta]

Sam Matterface learned the word diaspora yesterday and just couldn’t stop spamming it

[Kirk Lazarus @lewisclarke96]

Makes you proud to be British

[Campechame @Campechame42]

Jajajajajaja no era mundial sin ese cabrón. Ya estamos completos.

[nathan @_nathanf38]

Biblically accurate England scorecard

[🐾 @elsdawg]

a fan has just made an AI alternate version of events if Gabriel had scored his penalty

[Dan Thomas @DanThomasESPN]

Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.

[ben🚩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @1892Ben]

this is a threat against the national team, starmer must intervene

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Japan spamming 100 crosses into the box despite the height disadvantage

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

It's a German tradition dating back all the way to 2002.

Humiliated teams by Germany since then:

2002 - Saudi-Arabia
2006 - Costa Rica
2010 - Australia
2014 - Brazil
2018 - Germany
2022 - Germany
2026 - Curacao

[Poblachtach Sóisialach 🇮🇪 @P_Soisialach]

Oh my god I never realised it was him who said it first lmao

[Jake. @YedIin]

Curaçao now have more World Cup goals since 2018 than Italy

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

@JohnCleese You should beheading for a care home.

[pepper @CasaDupre]

Why do Brasil always have a bricklayer striker at the WC

[SR(X)K Nephew @KELVlN_FILTER]

Saw in the replies that this guy has never seen Mad Men.

Pete Campbell? He thought of that. Turned out it already existed, but he arrived at it independently.

[ALL RIGHT IDIOTS @ALLRIGHTIDIOTS]

£180 a year for solid gold like this, bargain