Clean Humour

Jokes and humorous comments - with a twist. Tactful, with absolutely no language or inappropriate references. Promote morality! :)

[Corey ⚜️ @CoreyKeyz]

Think women are the weaker sex? Try pulling the blankets back to your side.

[Words @wordstionary]

I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

Me: "I wonder which was first Google or Yahoo? I think Google." Friend:"Well, I think Yahoo." Me:" I don't know, let's Google it!"

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

That awkward moment when you remember something funny and can't stop smiling like an idiot.

[Clean Humour @CleanHumour]

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna kill- ahh snap! He's under a blanket..."