Kels

anxious millennial pain in the ass

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

i left my heart at the hozier concert at saratoga performing arts center

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

@jmothemermaid she’s put her foot in her mouth multiple times re: politics the last few months and she never seems to learn or stop talking.

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

there is nothing like putting hangman on tv directly after mjf to highlight just how much i can’t fucking stand mjf

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

it’s almost like kenny omega fucking rules or something

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

@sarahgraps we love a sexy cowboy covered in blood!

[reb @rebmasel]

It’s the Nazism and the guns. Those are the dominant factors in those two outcomes. Enough with throwing people under the bus with mental conditions who’d never do any of this thanks.

[reb @rebmasel]

Blaming a Nazi salute & school shootings on neurodivergence & mental illness as if every other country in the world doesn’t have ppl w/ the same conditions? Lol MILLIONS of people have those so if that were true millions would be saluting & shooting! Weird how it’s a SELECT FEW

[nova 🦇 @thehungbucks]

i’m totally fine about this

[TDE Wrestling @tde_gif]

Hell's coming with him. #AEWCollision

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

starting the evening with murder i see

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

@ToddBollocks i want people to keep taking you seriously, my morning twitter scrolling is funnier when they do.

[charlie @chx_rliex]

building a feud on five minutes of “actually your partner is the bigger slut” in 2025 is fucking crazy actually!! if the best you can come up with in a promo is degrading women maybe you shouldn’t be getting ring time!

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

gross

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

my surgically repaired guts are having flashbacks

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

it was spaghetti. my beloved spaghetti has betrayed me.

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

i ate too much of the wrong thing and my intestines are so mad.

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

i ate too much of the wrong thing and my intestines are so mad.

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

today happiness is a freshly washed fitted sheet and new pillows

[Kels @cleanitupjohnny]

i got an text from the car dealership that was like “your corolla told us it’s due for service” like first of all, why is my car such a narc, it’s not even at 10k miles yet chill out and second of all leave me alone.