Carlos Sanchez

Greetings to all of subordinates!!? I’m just your average janitorial artist from New Mexico

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

CURSE THIS LOOSE SPHINCTER OF MINEEEE!!! @JoeBiden you twerp I bet your behind this

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Wait sorry that was nothing more than a very ugly women

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Just punched a tranny LOL!

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

@BernieCigarette You eat any plants lately that taste funny buddy of mine was constipated for a week before he finally burst and it came out bright yellow with a dash a red, thinks it was some bad moss or birch bark he ate!

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

No joke fattest wet dream of my entire life last night!! I’d say a 7.9 on the Richter scale #SoppingWet

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Abortion bouta be illegal in most states, time to knock up some young ones (Only ones to have flowered that is) and ruin some lives!! Yes it’s a fetish get over it!!!#SanDawgRawChez

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

@BernieCigarette I have a cousin Jose Juan Estabaun Rodriguez Gonzalez who specializes in necrophilia, He is willing to take them off your hands free of charge!! Leave her and the lil kiddo outback Wendy’s parking lot dumpster at 1:30am he’ll be waiting for his prize

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Just found out the Q in LGBTQ2AXXL+ stands for queer LOL #BigPurpleHairs

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Muslim guy beside me on the bus today farted louder than a jack hammer and absolutely refused to acknowledge it, not even a smirk #CrazyTowelMan

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Been watching vidyahs of horses doin it lately to get myself off and let me tell ya once you start you just can’t stop!!#BlackStallionMountsGoldenMarePt2

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

@johnboy4155 @BernieCigarette @LumpGee

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Big girl delivered my pizza today and was expecting a tip, fished around in my pockets to no avail. Panic sets in so I grab the box and say here’s a tip for ya lose some weight!!

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Why does every commercial on tv have either a gay couple, mixed race couple or a fat chick of some kind like imagine you had a hot little blond tryna sell me stuff I’d buy it in a minute! But no it’s gotta be Lardy Laquisha in her XXXL undergarments #PhattysDontSellProduct

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Big momma looking like a 2x4 https://t.co/OqOCQwktQT via @YouTube

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Just fapped while driving! What a time saver!! #ThanksOprah

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Not today loose bowels… Not today!

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

@BernieCigarette RATS Bernie!! My pal Geraldine dropped me off a box of computer duster, that stuff is like crack in a can!! If you want one to tide you over till payday come grab one but watch out I’ve been chasin the dragon all week!!

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

They say white people have no culture but cmon now who came up with the most used word in your rap songs

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

Know a guy that turned into a woman cause his wife was gonna leave him, claims he’s a lesbian now as he still likes women… yes I’m as confused as you are #TrannyLife

[Carlos Sanchez @CleanSanchezz]

@latimes This 8 ball head is funny lookin to me lol! The attention was drying up like her hair follicle’s