Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX

Actress, singer, writer, bibliophile, multidisciplinary nerd. Sometimes funny. Stealing clout from @foldablehuman (she/her)

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

"Your energy, your vibe, is like if Mary Poppins dommed a Disney Princess." --a friend describing me

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

“Doot” and “do” are such unserious vocables. If you’re doing a ballad or moody a cappella track, I better not hear you open up with a fuckin “doot” get out of here.

Now an “Ahh”… 🤨

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

Bring back lecture tour wars. Don't record them; this is impermanent performance. If your idea is good enough it’ll spread just fine. You disagree with Georgemy Bartholesmith, you do your own lecture, nerd.

[👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 @WonderKing82]

Shoutout to white people who's tired as hell of white people.

[Carl Woodward @mrcarl_woodward]

reminder: in 1993, Andrew Lloyd Webber fired Patti LuPone & replaced her with Glenn Close. LuPone sued him & she got more than $1m, which she partly used to build a pool behind her family house in Connecticut: ‘The Andrew Lloyd Webber Memorial Pool’ 👌

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

Once I again I have returned to request An Engagement:

Please drop me recommendations for fall/spooky/thriller/horror/scary movies to watch this October! I binge every Halloween month and need *MORE*!

I’ll drop playlists from past years later, but wanted to get this rolling ☺️

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The secret to getting kids reading is the same thing that worked in the nineties. Reading Rainbow. Free pizzas. Shakespeare rom-coms. A million Jane Austen adaptations. Movies where a guy gifts his beloved an enormous library. Dog who acts out the classics.

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

Hey so where are the cool creatives / performers moving to when you’re done with the 2 biggies? What midwestern town are they making art towns? What alternative coast towns are they taking over?

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

I love when there’s a really fast melody in a 1960s Broadway overture and the xylophone is just going fuckin nuts

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

The question remains: how to best represent this national treasure, this icon, upon the human form? 🤔

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

It’s September you know what that means — starting to craft the Halloween costume. And I think this year I will go out drinking dressed as one of the most iconic bitches I can think of:

Her

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

@thedrewnimator Oh it was a blast. I was just awful at it 😂 Love a big beast, a furry creature, a massive lad

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

Huge shoutout to the two pro Monster Hunter gamers who carried my ass during the Wilds demo like champions so I could get my Pinny and see the cool creatures. Absolute icons. #PAXWest2024

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

(The staff were so awesome & helpful though, and made me feel welcome, even though I came off like someone who’s never seen a controller in their life & fell through a portal directly onto the video games convention floor with no knowledge of how they arrived.) #PAXWest2024

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

Also they put me on the side of the quest pod facing the line so all the hardcore gamers could see my shame. CAPCOM did me so dirty out there.

🤦🏻‍♀️

#PAXWest2024

[Crystal, Executive Bog Witch is @ PAX @clearascrystal]

@ryanmrichardson Omg Ry 😂 we got you there! Haha