Ian Povey

CCO of Zesh - Narrative is Everything

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

It's absolutely insane that I'm happier than @elonmusk

I do practically nothing for humanity, yet I'm happier than the person who is trying his hardest to make humanity multiplanetary

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Kekius_Sage I am not often happy

[Tears of the Left @CheersToTears]

🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: DEM REP WAILS GOP IS “KILLING GRANDMA”

Jan Schakowsky dusted off her time machine for the 60th anniversary of the Older Americans Act, which covers stuff like free lunch and help for seniors, then did a theatrical bellyflop and blamed Republicans for everything bad in the world.

She’s screeching that the GOP just axed health care for 17 million people, “including seniors!!” painting it like Republicans are slashing grandma’s benefits so billionaires can keep their tax cuts and buy more rockets.

Naturally, she’s slobbering praise all over “advocacy groups fighting on the frontlines” (paid protestors) like the fate of humanity hangs on a photo op.

Someone crank up Toby Keith and pour me a bourbon.

Cheers to tears!

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

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For your safety and the security of your funds, please avoid interacting with any posts or messages from that account until it's confirmed secure.

We're working to resolve the issue ASAP.

[Tears of the Left @CheersToTears]

🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: NADLER MELTS DOWN AS SCOTUS GREENLIGHTS TRUMP’S TEACHER SWEEP

Dem Rep. Jerry Nadler’s throwing a full-body tantrum on X after the Supreme Court gave Trump the green light to slim down the Department of Education like it’s on Ozempic.

He called it an “abdication of judicial responsibility” and claimed Trump’s just out here “flouting the Constitution” like it���s a parking ticket.

Apparently, trimming 1,400 federal paper-shufflers is now a threat to democracy, not just, you know... spring cleaning.

Someone get Jerry a fidget spinner, a Capri Sun, and a designated quiet corner.

D.C.’s in meltdown mode, and we’re just passing the popcorn.

Cheers to Tears!

[Tears of the Left @CheersToTears]

🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: MAXINE WATERS HAS A FULL MELTDOWN OVER BUDGET CUTS | YELLS “KILL THE BILL” LIKE IT’S HER EX

Maxine’s ranting like Congress just canceled brunch: “17 million will lose healthcare! 12 million will go hungry!” Oh no, not the oat milk rations!

Apparently, cutting $1.3 trillion is outrageous - unless it's from your paycheck, then it’s called ‘doing your part.’

Now the Left is retweeting like it’s a revolution, marching to defend government bloat like it’s their trust fund.

Somebody tell them using a calculator doesn’t mean you're staging a coup.

Pass the bourbon…

Cheers to Tears!

[Tears of the Left @CheersToTears]

🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: ROBERT REICH BLUBBERS OVER IMMIGRATION... SKIPS THE “ILLEGAL” BIT

Robert Reich is out here sobbing on X, waving around a poll claiming 79% of Americans love immigration like it’s gospel.

Cute flex, Bob, but thousands of comments quickly clarified:

“Yes, we like LEGAL immigration... idiot.”

Users roasted him like Thanksgiving turkeys, reminding him that border chaos and cartel crossings aren’t exactly America’s “secret sauce.”

Bob’s wiping tears and calling immigration the backbone of the economy, but seems allergic to saying the word “illegal.”

Bob might wanna read the fine print before tweeting next time.

Cheers to Tears!

[Tears of the Left @CheersToTears]

🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: ROSIE O’DONNELL HAS A RED, WHITE, AND BOO-HOO BREAKDOWN

Rosie just delivered the most dramatic Fourth of July performance since Independence Day… except this time, the aliens were MAGA voters grilling ribeyes and wearing American flag Crocs.

She stared into her webcam and read the Declaration of Independence like it was slam poetry night at a vegan co-op, then wailed about how we all need to “alter or abolish” the government.

“This… is a SAD day in American history,” she sobs, choking back the tears.

Meanwhile, the rest of the country is too busy chowing down on hot dogs and lighting illegal fireworks to even notice.

Rosie’s probably still ranting somewhere on TikTok, but the only thing we’re “overthrowing” is another drink.

Cheers to the tears!

[Tears of the Left @CheersToTears]

🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: GAVIN NEWSOM CLIMBS A HILL, BLAMES TREES, BEGS D.C. FOR CASH

Gavin climbed a mountain, pointed at some trees, and basically said, “Hey feds, can I borrow a few billion? I swear I’ll rake this time.”

This is the same guy spending $8 billion in 2025 on healthcare for illegals, but now he’s got the nerve to hand Trump a fill-in-the-blank executive order like it’s a homework assignment.

“Only 3% of the land is ours,” Gavin sniffled. Translation: I mismanaged everything, but it’s technically your fault, so cough it up.

Next up: Gavin blames wildfires on “bad vibes” and asks FEMA to Venmo him.

Give him nothing but a rake and a reality check.

Cheers to Tears!

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

@elonmusk @Tesla reminds me of Biden, but with less falling over

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

$800 TO $657,000 IN 5 HOURS?!?!

One incredibly lucky trader held their nerve and made life-changing gains in a few hours.

They sold 5.14 SOL tokens to buy over 86 million MOTHER tokens, selling them a few hours later for an incredible profit.

It’s the stuff that everyone dreams of, but clearly, they had some inside information.

No one is that lucky!

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

@alexmccurryo Eat the frog

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

@milesdeutscher Classic question - what's the easiest 10x coin??? LOL

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

@frankdegods I love this space :)

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

@GeniusyieldO @CoinDesk Looking good

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

BITCOIN AND ETHEREUM TRADE SIDEWAYS WHILE MEMECOINS PUMP

Once again, it seems traders are profiting from BTC and ETH and pumping Dogecoin and Shiba Inu.

It’s a trade that has played out several times over the past few months, so what does it tell us about the market?

It’s another indication that there is no significant inflow of funds yet from new retail investors.

That tells us the much-anticipated bull run has yet to begin.

The good news is that it means there’s still time to load up on lower-cap altcoins.

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

𝗦𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻?

Maybe it's time to revisit your onboarding process.

Make it so easy and engaging that leaving is the last thing on their minds.

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

Navigating the crypto space feels like dodging landmines at times.

Always remember: if an offer seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Stay vigilant, friends. 🚨🔍

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

Breaking News: Base X Account Hacked?!?!

It appears the @base account has been hacked.

Be extremely cautious with their content at the moment.

Stay Safe

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗦𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗛𝗮𝗯𝗶𝘁𝘀

Walking 6 miles per day is 2,190 miles a year.

Improving by 1% per day is becoming 37x better a year.

Making $100 per day is $36,500 a year.

Never underestimate the power of small habits.

[Ian Povey @ClearVisionIan]

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘀

Crypto's unique meritocracy is fading fast, with anonymity losing ground to corporate influences.

It'll be a sad moment when the industry mirrors Wall Street 2.0.