Clear Water Comedy

A collective of standup comedians based out of Eau Claire, WI. Show your support, learn more about area comics, and get all the latest event info too!

[Clear Water Comedy @ClearWaterCMDY]

@GraceGThomas :’)

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

Me: what is this place

Waiter: it’s a Lincoln assassination themed restaurant

Me: that’s kinda fucked don’t you think?

Waiter:

Me:

Waiter: so do u want a John Wilkes Booth or table

[Jack Ross @jack72395]

Scratch-offs?? No thanks 🙅🏼‍♂️

The only scratch-offs I like are the ones where my friends and I get together and have a competition to see who can scratch the best

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

black mirror 2016: examining the modern society with technologies of the near future that put you in moral dilemmas and even sometimes your worst nightmare

black mirror 2019: uhhh is it gay if you could like fuck ur best bro in a video game?

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

here’s a real short clip of my dumb ass doing stand up

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

saw a white guy wearing a shirt that said “instead of being racist you could just be quiet” which seems like he’s giving a little wink wink to all the racist around. it’s like he’s saying “hey boys keep it on the hush hush save it till the next meeting🤫”

[Jack Ross @jack72395]

You know it’s Easter Sunday when Mom’s putting an egg bake in the oven for brunch, Dad puts on his finest cargo pants, and we all hop in the car to go to Mega church, the church that, if need be, transforms into a 2,000 foot tall crime fighting Christ-bot.

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

@ClearWaterCMDY is celebrating their fourth anniversary today. Its been truly incredible to watch the EC comedy scene grow and I’m honored to be a part of that growth and I’m just really proud. None of this would be possible w/o @cullenryanwisco

[Jack Ross @jack72395]

Garfield: “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee-flavored lasagna”

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

My grandpa hit his kids but my dad never hit his kids - it feels like we’re progressing with each generation. if I’m lucky enough to have kids one day I hope they will hit me

[FOGHAT STAN @MikeMacRaeMike]

I can’t say much about the inscrutably hilarious Brody Stevens that hasn’t already been expressed. Except that in 2001 he said the greatest thing to a tv taping audience that has ever been said. Hero/genius:

[Losso @davelossogoofs]

🎵 The boys are back in town 🎵

[Sarah Coffey @SarCoffey]

Most satisfying night of my life.
Winning Office Space trivia and beating the living shit out of a printer.

[The Plus @ThePlusEC]

Tonight we celebrate one of the funniest movies ever! Trivia is free to play and all ages- starts at 8pm- see you there! https://t.co/3KCQdIEI8v

[Clear Water Comedy @ClearWaterCMDY]

@hydratedgrape I made the tweet though!

[Clear Water Comedy @ClearWaterCMDY]

Sorry haters, but this is what real comedy is about. We don’t make the rules...we only break ‘em! 😎

[Clear Water Comedy @ClearWaterCMDY]

@hydratedgrape It was @cullenryanwisco !

[Ian @Ian___Online]

After I married my coworker, she gave me all her PTO as a wedding gift so I could LEGALLY say...

I'm having the time of my wife

[Elks @ricyofficial @Kingofallcrypto]

thought I had outgrown my matador phase but I’m back on my bull shit