Thomas

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

“I don’t think I’ve ever had a conversation with Thomas where he wasn’t yelling at me”

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

@duskalanreal This stock photo shoot follows a pretty long, convoluted love triangle. You can probably find the whole album somewhere

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

@duskalanreal Best gas station treat in the ‘CAC!

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

@duskalanreal I really like how those look on you

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

@duskalanreal They’ll probably bring it up

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

@stawberryfan87 I would immediately abuse this privilege by texting “field medic in Burlington Vermont when?” 10x in a row

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

@stawberryfan87 This week at work we had brick oven pizza and I skipped the whole ~70 person line because I was one of the only people who wanted to eat the beet and potato pizza. Thought of you

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

Still not over Dyson calling their fans “bladeless” because they put the blades inside a plastic case.

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

Got up at 4 am to catch my 6:30 flight. It has been delayed to 3 pm, RIP

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up now

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

2010-2011 was peak mobile gaming, no question

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

@stawberryfan87 Is that cider filtered or nah?

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

Capers are a gateway drug for olives

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

The best apple experience is biting into a McIntosh while sniffing a Granny Smith

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

@stawberryfan87 I feel like Spotify might line up a little Rilo Kiley? Arms Outstretched?

Or else maybe Flaming Lips? Pink Robots?

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

The great thing about my neighbor leaving me two ‘sip o sunshines’ is that I can get completely wasted two nights in a row

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

I wish I had tweeted this

[Russ Frushtick @RussFrushtick]

every day is a weekday

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

@furniturefan69 I really like that fence photo

[Thomas @clearyasmudd]

We are like six pseudonyms deep into this girl’s story when she adds: “and this guy, he doesn’t even live in our building”