Captain Flattery

I think it would be fun to run a newspaper.

[Captain Flattery @clearyviews]

@mariashriver No trolls need apply.

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@elonmusk y'all be stuck in the dark ages.

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@tonyannett Did you ever have s*x with a couch?

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Trump is reportedly urging the Postal Service to hire a board member from FedEx — a leading USPS competitor — as the next Postmaster General.

This is an alarming step towards privatization, which would make USPS more expensive and less reliable for the millions who rely on it.

[Captain Flattery @clearyviews]

Calm down, Patricia.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Hand me my magic wand, I’m gonna try to turn these Trumpkins into a real administration. 🪄🤦🏻‍♂️🎶 #Incompetent #NewVideo #Parody

[Captain Flattery @clearyviews]

@JamesMartinSJ "Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? "

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The horse likes mud.

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Miss him 💔

[Captain Flattery @clearyviews]

@Acyn OMG

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@nyttypos period.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Trump is urging GOP lawmakers to defund PBS "immediately".

He's not the first right-wing crook to wage war on public broadcasting.

Here's what national treasure Fred Rogers told Congress in 1969 when Richard Nixon tried to gut PBS.

[Captain Flattery @clearyviews]

They say it's just a matter of semantics, but I'm not anti-semantic.
https://t.co/OF1g0jfYBc

[Captain Flattery @clearyviews]

@AP I love the smell of victory in the morning...

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@tonyannett yeah, and learn how to spell, POTUS.

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@MJMcKean It's not ringworm.

[Captain Flattery @clearyviews]

@nyttypos Who's in charge of obits these days? The editor should go straight to hell.

[Captain Flattery @clearyviews]

@paulapoundstone He is so good with these computers, it’s unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe it’s hardly do-able.

[Captain Flattery @clearyviews]

@SenWarren Us too.

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@RBReich Welcome to The Jungle.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Thanks to @jonstewart for having me on the show last night.

He asked me how Democrats win the back the voters we lost. Here’s part of my answer.