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@NFL @Chiefs @justnfields QB1

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@MarshallGreen_

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Jaxson Dart and Squad

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Squaddddd

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@StevioTVio Definition of insanity

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Nore spittin' fire on Steph Jack, always jackin' Black brothers with that savage attack,
But Tony Hinchcliffe cracks a Floyd joke—white boy roast—and dude go ghost, straight silent, no clapback!
Hypocrite switch flip quicker than a trap beat, selective heat for the streets but freeze when the pale face speak.

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Stak5 spittin' facts, no cap, Kevin Hart on Breakfast Club chat.

Claimed he rang my line post-roast, "That Floyd joke? Nah, I ain't with that!"

But Stak stay chill, no beef, no heat, clear the air like fresh beats,

We good, lil' man, keep it movin' roast over, peace!

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@Carl_Regolino You clearly haven't been watching the playoffs.

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@BGeltzNBA They would have gone home in the first round without this trade.

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@iam_johnw Nah, you went too far with this one.

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@HoodiGarland

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@ESPNCleveland

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Damn Ray J

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Yo, chat threw Ochocinco a greasy threesome of Jada Fire, Pinky, and Cherokee, straight porno royalty... and Shannon Sharpe sittin' there blinkin' like a blind man in a titty bar!

Nigga started droppin' names he actually knew—Angela White, Kissa Sins, Ebony Mystique, lil' Mini Stallion—talkin' like he orderin' from the menu at his favorite strip club!

"Give me them thick-ass legends and I gotchu, fam!"

Shannon out here curatin' BBC Oscars while the rest of us just tryna pick a favorite ass clap. Bro really built different... or should I say, built for the spank bank hall of fame! 😭

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@FearedBuck

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#LetEmKnow

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@BrickCenter_ Neither going with JT

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@JonnyRoot_

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@bayladybug @LewisPike_ @Coach_Yac He literally said in the first 15 seconds they should never bring the city the Super Bowl back to San Francisco. Listening is underrated 🤦‍♂️

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@Geraldini93 Glad he did it in this uniform as well.