Cleats and Cleavage

Fireball and fastballs are the key to my heart. Don't think, just have fun

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My valentine 😍

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Life update: it's 1:17pm and I'm still tipsy from last night

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Let's be honest #HappyValentinesDay

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Just fell out of my chair #strugglecity

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I fell asleep with the cup of ice cream next to me last night and I was so dead asleep I didn't even move to spill it #win

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Drunk me loves ice cream apparently 😂 damn you ruining my diet

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I also just needed to stop in the middle of a tweet so I could shove more ice cream in my mouth

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Spoiler alert: I am

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May or may not be drunkenly eating mint Oreo ice cream right now

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Nearly drowned walking to class, I quit.

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If I have another quiz today I will absolutely end up crying

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Yes, I really do have that much of an obsession with baseball 💁

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Can't focus at all today, just want nice weather and baseball boys

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Fake bitches everywhere

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Not sure what's worse, being in class with a bunch of people you used to be friends with, or having them act like they still are 😒

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I smell like tanning lotion

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Justification for skipping class? My second class was already canceled so what's the point in going to my first?

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I'm going to go ahead and just say no to class right now