Joe Sheridan

Triathlete, so I can escape responsibility for being good a one sport. Professional beginner guitarist - I can play and sing poorly at the same time. Atheist.

[Paul Davids @Paulmdavids]

Worst connector ever made

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @Liz_Cheney From the party endorsing Dr. Oz.

[Joe Sheridan @CleatSurfer]

@Paulmdavids I wish I could play as badly as you do, Paul.

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@itsJeffTiedrich I love how we’re supposed to be outraged about whatever is on Hunter Biden’s laptop with the low, low standard set by Trump.

[Joe Sheridan @CleatSurfer]

@DebraMessing @BarbaraHershey8 @ACLU @ACLUFL @ADL @theJCPA @VP I suppose water fountains are next? Separate but equal? Freaking absurd.

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@IlhanMN We have freedom of religion, but only one matters.

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@fuckyouiquit So many employers especially in IT want people to be “on” 24 hours a day, expect you to check email 7 days a week, and call you on vacation not for emergencies but to ask general questions.

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@Planarwalk I’ll buy you a new chair.

[Joe Sheridan @CleatSurfer]

@godless_mom I was always told your goggles shouldn't leave marks. They should suction to your face and the strap is only there for extra support, but I always have goggle marks. They are usually gone an hour or so after a swim.

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@_Gerry_Mander @Mikethewander1 The best one is the POW Some Gave All/Nothing with Obama. He knows Trump dodged the draft, right?

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@AndyBuzz72 Good on you, sir. I was a dad in the Dover school district and having grown up Catholic, shugged when school board put a sticker in the science books, then next year it was “Of Pandas and People”. The Kitzmiller case opened my eyes.

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@that_chapter You should tell the story of Kim Wall.

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@JustInCaseKate Philadelphia.

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Hey @dpakman do you think we can determine presidential standards? How many days of golf and vacation are ok and what does a successful response to COVID look like at this stage?

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@godless_mom Especially if your convictions supersede your willingness to live. Dying for your cause doesn’t make you right.

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@godless_mom Hemant Mehta: “and I’ll think for you”.

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@RockForTheRoll @BonanzaSportz That’s why it’s called clickbait. Endless clicks bringing a fresh batch of ads.

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@godless_mom My kids were invited to church by friends and it has always been awkward but allowed it. Never again. My kids were having nightmares about burning in hell.

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@godless_mom Hmm... I thought pedophilia was a symptom of atheism.

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@LockPickingLwyr If I get my hands on one, I’d be willing to trade it for toilet paper.