ConservativeCleavEdge

Memes over misery, wit over whining. If the world's going to burn, I'll at least enjoy the fireworks. ❤️

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Fun times 🤣

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@HappyGi31775100 I saw someone wearing one around their neck on a lanyard! Bright pink, too. I should get a lanyard for my Marlboros, people would have a cow and it would look so silly 😜

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Sheriff deputies were called to raid a business out here sometime ago, it was a suspected pot farm, the place was using huge amounts of electricity. When they arrived armed and entered the building, they had their guns ripped from their hands by an mri machine! https://t.co/H6GqZYLvQ7

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@delayedtram No

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@TheKrossSays Good 2 know! Most men be riding into war with a short sword and a quarter horse lol

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@roflfights Gonna be me soon. Cant wait. Divorce is fun

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@SweetlyDefiantB Lol, then she sold the fridge

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@SweetlyDefiantB I was so skinny it was scary. I spent many days crying in my bedroom alone from hunger. Wondering when wed be kicked out of our home because my mom spent my child support on meth. My fridge had nothing in it but iceberg lettuce.

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@EmilySm43

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@BlazySusan816 Stay hairy, make em pick it out their teeth 🤣

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@FistPunch Put a hard r at the end and ill believe ya! 🤣

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@bobby_on_mars True story 🤣

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@Jexxie Rats, flying rats. Especially pigeons

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@Hestia_Esq Great body, face is plain

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@TheKrossSays Lol. And they say chivalry is dead 🤣

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@CatLover56577 In Pakistan? Wow

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@goatshida Every. Single. Time.

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@anxietymsgs We kill ourselves

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@HypergamousB @ravvokk Im sure they do darling, every night in ur dreams 🤣 lol

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@solar_ric Amazing how fake tits dont even need a bra