Alex Sason

Undeath | Crestworm Manipulator | Sulfuric Hatred | New York 🎲

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

oh my god, I can’t believe Dad Pants and Baseball Mom are going on tour this summer with Shit Jeans, Cigarette Dress and Football Ass

[Charli @charli_xcx]

My new album Music, Fashion, Film is out july 24th. available to pre order now, love you xx

https://t.co/AWqiXrEbL7

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

"That's right, that's a good choice. That's a grown ass man's choice." - guy at the taco spot when I said "can I get three burritos to go" lmao

[eva @xsaddestdayx]

what my cousins show me when they see me with a suffocation shirt on

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

@short_fictions Found Mike love’s burner ^

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

Despise You/Coke Bust split > Pet Sounds

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

@spengman 79 rushing tuddies to ol Jim’s 7…I know who my goat is

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

@zzbrownie11 Fair!

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

I feel like fuckin dumbledore

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

Watched a two hour long compilation of every death in the Sopranos at max brightness immediately before bed last night. Feeling amazing today! ☺️

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

This is officially the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight already.

[Giannis Auntiegotapoodle @TooMuchMortons_]

True definition of YOLO

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

Last night I fell asleep sitting up with baseball on mute while reading the wiki page for airplanes. Being in your 30s rocks.

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

Also: if you’re reading this and ever need someone to talk to, don’t hesitate to reach out to me, even if we don’t know each other personally. Life’s hard and we gotta hold on to each other.

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

RIP Bo. Couldn’t even begin to estimate how many times I spun Isolation and Blinded in my first car. You will be missed.

[𝐁 @_bbrandonn_]

NFL players when their buddy throws their gf into a trash compactor: Zzzzzz *loud snore*

NFL players when they see rainbows:

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

This is what Dock Ellis was seeing on June 12th, 1970

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

@UNDYlesion Cresco PA

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

We tracked it btw

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

This new Undeath record is sooooo pissed sounding ahahahaha jfc

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

@shiddandfardd Yeah it’s great

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

This new Undeath record is sooooo pissed sounding ahahahaha jfc