Cleay

#FBPE #FBPPR Demand evidence, think critically. Blame the liars, not the lied to. Designs things: products, snowboard bindings, logos, websites, UI/UX, print...

[Cleay @cleay]

Idiot:

[Cleay @cleay]

@Carpervert NOT an EV. From Sky’s report: “Liverpool's mayor, Joe Anderson, said the blaze started in a Land Rover on the third level of the multi-storey car park - and police believe this caused other vehicles to ignite.”
https://t.co/ezqAtZhHsQ

[Cleay @cleay]

For all @UKLabour’s obvious shortcomings, non-policies, fence-sitting and open-goal misses (brexit!!!) — this alone should be worth your vote.

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

BREAKING: Labour will appoint a Covid Corruption Commissioner to recover billions lost to waste and fraud.

As Chancellor, I will always treat taxpayers' money with respect.
https://t.co/258rT9mIo0

[Cleay @cleay]

UPDATE: after awarding the no-bid £600b contract to a newly formed company with assets of a mini-digger and 3 shovels, owned by a Tory donor, due to an unexpected budget shortfall the plan has been scaled back to a bi-weekly ferry service using a second-hand tugboat.

[Charlie Mansell @charliemansell]

"Having already deliverd 40 imaginary hospitals, 2 imaginary bridges, & 1 imaginary airport under my predecessors, I can announce at #CPC23 we r now cancelling an imaginary high speed rail extension so that we can fund 7 smaller imaginary rail lines & 76 imaginary road schemes"😀

[Cleay @cleay]

@JLPartnersPolls @ShippersUnbound Is this a parody account? — absolutely insane loaded questions.

[Cleay @cleay]

Sooooo many pro-@Tesla propaganda posts in my @twitter timeline. Musk has to pump the stock somehow I guess…

[manny @mannyfidel]

i cannot breathe WHAT is he talking about

[Sam Bright @WritesBright]

Rupert Murdoch wrote the following to his staff today:

“Elites have open contempt for those who are not members of their rarefied class. Most of the media is in cahoots with those elites, peddling political narratives rather than pursuing the truth.”

You couldn’t make it up.

[Cleay @cleay]

“The plan to ban pork pies and Yorkshire pudding? Stopped.”

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Imagine starting an interview in which you explicitly slow action to stop climate change by saying you are not slowing action to stop climate change.

[Cleay @cleay]

@RishiSunak Liar. There was never a plan to force people to ‘rip out their old boiler’.

[Cleay @cleay]

This is a really misleading headline ⁦@BBC⁩ ⁦@BBCNews⁩ — it’s a delay on banning on NEW petrol car SALES. Nobody is taking away your petrol car. https://t.co/BxBFbfWCOS

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

How the outside world sees us. An exclusive report from the Papua New Guinea Courier.

[Cleay @cleay]

@RishiSunak While you’re abolishing made up bullsh*t, you should also stop:
— flying passenger jets backwards.
— the colour yellow on Tuesdays.
— prime numbers.

[Cleay @cleay]

@Hostinger Still silence @Hostinger? — I guess it’s chargeback time.

[Cleay @cleay]

@Hostinger — I signed up for an account and paid, then got stuck on a loading screen. Refreshed and now can’t log in (“…details you entered are not correct…”). Not receiving reset password emails. Pretty poor onboarding. Any ideas to resolve?!

[Cleay @cleay]

No reply my tweet above, or to any of my emails @Hostinger?

[Cleay @cleay]

The best one yet!

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

#BrokenNews: 🇬🇧🇫🇷 Relations between the French and British are at BREAKING POINT... here's why ⬇️

[Cleay @cleay]

@RishiSunak I am ambivalent about Starmer, but I abhor lying Prime Ministers. Do better.