Cleveland’s Bachelorette

Every Monday at 8pm @erikalaurenluvs and @mary_santora team up and live tweet The @bacheloretteABC with some Cleveland sass.

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

@rebekahemack Gah! Wedding in North Carolina! Should’ve boycotted, huh??

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

How’s that track suit working it for ya now, Nick? #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

#TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #Bachelorette

Wills on this one on one date like

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

I thought The Proposal was premiering AFTER this episode, not during?? #TheBahelorette #Bachelorette #BachelorNation

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

#TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #Bachelorette
Jean Blanc-“I’m falling in love with you.”
Becca-

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

Was it fun? So much fun! How much fun? SO MUCH FUN! #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #Bachelorette

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

My mom-“what the hell is a venture capitalist anyway?”
Me-“the job that Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn made up in Wedding Crashers to sleep with women.” #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #Bachelorette

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

All I’m saying is, I’d be in love with 4 different guys if every date had writers and ended in a private concert #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #Bachelorette

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

Here’s a collage of all the remaining #TheBachelorette contestants whose names I still don’t know

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

#TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #Bachelorette
Lesbian Bobsled instructors-“We’re happily married with beautiful children.”
Garret-

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

@JRodgersHair Don’t forget a cheater! He jumped outta that ice bucket 20s before anyone’s time was up

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

Lincoln is a flat earther?!?!?

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

No one has that much fun shopping, idgaf if @ABCNetwork is paying for it or not #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #Bachelorette

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

Really, Becca?! A rose for this @macklemore looking, tack suit wearin dude who’s been on camera twice in 3 weeks?! #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #Bachelorette

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

Jordan and David #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #Bachelorette

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

Yo, Blake, FYI, telling any woman you want them to have 5 kids makes the vagina close up faster than a bear trap #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #Bachelorette

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

Oh shit! Based on this preview, looks like the boys are not here to make friends! #TheBachelorette #BachelorNation #Bachelorette

[Erika Lauren @erikalaurenluvs]

AC Hates His Photos/ #MPRraccoon/ Aloha Penis/ Mary Santora In Studio/ Free Crotch Kicks/ Bumble-Free/ Step-Sex/ Le https://t.co/KO2H6LXM9F

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

@d_rockwood Jesus take a joke

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Worst one on one date EVER! #thebachelorette #BachelorNation #bachelorette

[Cleveland’s Bachelorette @CLEBachelorette]

@actionp24 That would be @mary_santora ! @erikalaurenluvs is all happily married and in love and shit