Cledus Snow

Random musings of a curious mind.

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@OhioTate @BarstoolBigCat What I really want to know is what that donation number has to be for you to have someone come into McD’s and give you a nipple piercing on the stream to match Ryan Days’?

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@ForePlayPod @drinksuncruiser @RiggsBarstool FFS, knew the outcome the moment that jabroni picked the short tees after having the option to stretch it out. 🤦‍♂️ Well, that and the tops, and the bad wedges, and the bad pitches and the inability to putt… what an insufferable hack.

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@ForePlayPod Do I care, no. Will I watch? I’m a golf sicko; so, probably.

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@nowaterreed Sam Burn after a strong moving day. Finishes early and is in the lead alone, watching Scottie play his way into the last pairing on Sunday.

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@stoolpresidente Honestly, would probably be 10x more entertaining if @stoolpresidente and @ryanwhitney6 were on opposite teams. The jawing back and forth between those two would be worth the watch alone. 😂

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@NUCLRGOLF @AlanShipnuck @Skratch More clickbait. Nothing SHOCKING about any Norman said in the article. 🙄

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@ForePlayPod 1) Range finder
2) Fresh gloves
3) Quality rain gear
4) A brand/model ball that fits you that you play exclusively (eval annually)
5) New wedges annually at a minimum

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@barstoolsports 100% golf. Technically, all you have to do is declare yourself a professional. That’s it. If I wanted to try to qualify for the US Open and make money, I could declare myself as a professional and get paid if I made the cut. Would loose AM status, but it’s that easy.

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@KipHenley Depth of the green

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@PGAPappas Does Ben Crane play any faster than he did in ‘05 or is it still going to take time?

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@NoLayingUp Honest question, why not just revise the max tee height from 4” to 2”? That’d take away a lot of the advantage those high speed +5 AoA, low spin guys get from teeing it high…… in theory, anyway. Plus, wouldn’t cost anyone anything 🤷‍♂️.

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@SmylieKaufman10 Ketchup on a hot dog is kinda like yelling ‘Mashed Potatoes’ on a tee box. Some people are happy to do it, but purest do not think it doesn’t belong there.

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@Mike_kim714 From a patron perspective, I tell first timers to the Masters not to skip spending some time at the practice area in a rush to get to the merch or the course. Great spot to watch you guys work. Never been to the Players; so don’t know how the have it set up for fan viewing.

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@BarstoolBigCat Phil Tracker may have had a rough go, but ‘Golden Boy’ Grant Horvat gonna be catching strays everywhere there’s a comment section for the foreseeable future. Seems he may have hitched his wagon to the wrong horse.

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@ForePlayPod @FrankieBorrelli @BarstoolTrent @RiggsBarstool @K_Kisner @jimfuryk Sorry, PGA of A has lost sight of the navigational beacons. Nothing against Furyk personally; but his 10-20-4 individual record over 9 Ryder Cups where the US only won twice paired w/ a 0-1 as a captain should exclude him from anything Ryder Cup.

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@FiveRoas @bryanbrosgolf @GrantHorvatGolf Alternate convo. Grant: “Ok, Wesley and George, for the 18 played on my channel, I’m going to turn the ad dial to 11; so everyone has to watch my State Farm ad 200 times. It’s going to be great or maybe backfire and make people start to hate us and State Farm. Whatcha think?”

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@ForePlayPod 1) Don’t think there is a more unlikable person on tour from a fan perspective. 2) The tour needs personalities/villians. So, while -30 tournaments are a bore and I don’t care for WC, at least he added intrigue by playing villain to the Si Woo and Scotty buddy/buddy showdown.

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@nut_history Don’t sleep on ‘Frenchy’ Jeff Francoeur. Dude had an accurate missile launcher.

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@ForePlayPod @FrankieBorrelli @BarstoolTrent @RiggsBarstool Bryson built this latest incarnation of himself on elite club/ball speed. Painful truth, his speed is not elite anymore & the he hits a 9 iron 200y b/c the shaft is 6 iron length @ 30*. That’s basically a stock T100 6 iron. Not elite. Plus, the endless excuses are exhausting.