cleejtopher columbus

procrastinate now

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If women ran the world, how would it go?

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Microfiber towels should be illegal

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My vape:

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@JohnCena

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Rude

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Did you learn about MIMAL on a map in school?

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you get a bumper sticker, that doesn't mean that you HAVE to put it on the back of your car

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Back-up cameras are the best

Imagine having to back up in acoustic LMAO

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Good morning to everyone except people who like cucumber flavored drinks

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Good morning to T-Pain only

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It might look like i have glitter lotion on my legs when I wear shorts but nope it’s just my leg hair

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I was today years old when i found out it’s “wheelbarrow” and not “wheelbarrel”

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Everything tastes better out of a styrofoam cup

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happy international women’s day to anyone i’ve met in a bar bathroom. you are all my sisters now

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Public bathrooms: where would you rather poop?

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Happy T Swizzle Bowl

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I'm going to start spelling 'soup' like 'soop' and no one can stop me

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If you litter, then you're a weiner