Sir Kelvin Clee

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[Sir Kelvin Clee @CleeSir]

A year ago. Tomorrow again we have a date with the streets.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

It's very important to start disappointing your girl during the early stages of your relationship. She needs to get used to the kind of person she's going to spend the rest of her life with.

[Sir Kelvin Clee @CleeSir]

It is time for me as a voter, to take responsibility.

[Eric @amerix]

A parliament of liars, hypocrites, pretenders, opportunists, clowns and crooks.

[Eric @amerix]

A parliament of liars, hypocrites, pretenders, opportunists, clowns and crooks.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Mnapigia tapeli kura and he comes to lecture you on morals. A land grabber? A thief. We deserve better as a nation.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The gap between where you are and where you want to be is often filled by one thing: consistency. Small actions repeated daily changes everything.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

When life takes people away from you,

When your wife leaves,

When business fails,

Don't panic.

Don't fear emptiness.

Study the emptiness because that is where your transformation starts.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

And then when you are a short woman without a nyash...it's a criminal offence.

[Sir Kelvin Clee @CleeSir]

Very true😂

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Wengi wataanza kuwatch Brazil vs Morocco lakini wachache watamaliza.

[Sir Kelvin Clee @CleeSir]

Portugal

[Ayub Sh Abdikadir @AyubAbdikadir]

Argentina/Spain will win the 2026 World Cup.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇸🇴 UEFA announce Omar Artan to referee UEFA Super Cup between PSG and Aston Villa in August after being denied access to the USA.

[Eric @amerix]

Yote tisa, ya kumi ni hii,

Doh za bibi yako ni kama pesa ya Zimbabwe,

We unajua iko, but haujawahi ona, hautawahi guza, unaskia iko, haujui ina nunua nini, na ni nani anapewa.

Kitu unaeza ona tu, ni WhatsApp status.

But, doh zako ni kama dola, kila mtu anataka.

Jipange.

[Noorie @Nurapost]

Don't host a World Cup if you don't want people to come to your country.

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Cheptongei Village Tribunal Judgement:

We agree with you that your neighour cut your fence & stole your cow. We can see the cow in his compound. But we are afraid we can’t return the cow as he has fixed the fence where he had cut. But to compensate you, we will give you a goat!

Case Dismissed.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The day the Camel babes will remove the curtains, the Tilapia Babes will vacate Kenya! Heshima Itadumu!

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

I never thought English was this hard, how is the word MAY causing so much confusion? Law hua na mambo.

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Kama kuna mahali naagree na waislamu ni hapo kwa kutumia maji msalani.

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Mi ningekua mwalimu ningeua wanafunzi, I lack the patience required.

[Sir Kelvin Clee @CleeSir]

@kilundeezy Fb @CleeSir

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A woman who repeatedly disrespects you in private,

Will eventually humiliate you in public.

What you keep tolerating because you want "peace,"

Will become your nightmare tomorrow.

Don't entertain mockery, sarcasm, or insults,

CHANGE or PERISH

#MasculinitySaturday

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I still remember when bamburi cement wanted to construct a road for free for locals to use . They went to the county government for approvals ,the county government refused and wanted bamburi cement to give them the money meant for construction of the road . 🤣🤣🤣