Knox Harrington

[Zito @_Zeets]

Jodspeed

[bridget @bridget_eke]

@BenjaminEnfield Just do ctrl+z

[charlie @chunkbardey]

so crazy when someone gives u the prompt “tell me something you’ve never told anyone” like are you out of your fucking mind

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Texted my bro about the inauguration.

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[jadyn🧚🏽 @jadyn_oz]

no arrests, just vibes after a long day of terrorism 😛

[Dr. Tara C. Smith @aetiology]

Checkmate, scientists.

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

FLASHBACK: In 2018, President Trump attacked Carrots the turkey for refusing to concede he had lost the vote on the White House turkey pardon contest.

"This was a fair election... unfortunately, Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount."

[Lester Schemin @TheyCallMeAzul]

You at the crib playing Miles Morales but you & your girl morale is miles apart

[gym harbaugh @theycallmehovjr]

y’all copping game systems but don’t take care of your SON, Y is he always crying?

PS....he’s 5

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

Computer Says No.

[EEslacker @EEslacker]

PLEASE HELP. RETWEET. SPREAD FOR AWARENESS.

My 13 year old son got lost in Philadelphia on a field trip today to see the Liberty Bell. His Pokémon Go app shows him offline and his mother and I are worried sick. If you find our sweet baby boy please contact the police asap.

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

[Brandon Bird @Brandon_Bird]

The second L in "well" is an uppercase i.

[Crab Rangoon Connoisseur @NapsPartTime]

Happy 6 month anniversary to the “14 days and we’ll flatten the curve”

[ABC News Politics @ABCPolitics]

Amid disputes between Pres. Trump and his own officials, including CDC Dir. Redfield and FBI Dir. Wray, @jonkarl asks, "How is it that you don't trust your own experts? Do you think you know better than they do?"

"Yeah, in many cases I do," Trump says. https://t.co/Qo0nmNFAeD

[yam @yam_url]

A relationship should be 50/50. She‘s buying me the PS5 and I‘m buying her one Iced Coffee💯

[z @zziak22]

how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best