John Boy Walton

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

Does anybody know if there is a bourbon officer based on the south coast?? I have some serious buscuiting to report. Please supply details. #custardcreamcrime #garybaldigettingawaywithit #figrollwrong

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

@RoryStewartUK What did you have lunch? Paul just had a Tuna and cheese baguette.

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

#R3SouthernBall pretty boys, polly wanna cracker??

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

#R3Southernball

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

#lma99

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

I smell of Backgammon. Cosmic!

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

Boom, I just fucked the new year. Smelt an Alsatian fart so It's all over on the 1st jan. Goddam old wives tales!!!!!

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

Found a nice conker, result!

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

Four Chelsea buns and a Croissant, Ridiculous!

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

Spoke to arthur, he said cockateil!

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

Found a nail in a car tyre. Not my car but so gutted anyway!!!

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

Just finished my first dot-to-dot of the year. Turns out it was a flower. Legend!!

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

Fourteen Ice Cream Sundae's, Classic!

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

Can't believe the whole box of matches fell over! Gutted

[John Boy Walton @cleggerclogs]

Sat watching Beyonce, she's the greatest lady since Hattie Jacques