Cleland Sneddon

Straight talking local government PR. Making a crisis out of a drama since 2012. Parody.

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

That tall bald chap at #tartantm last night he sounded like he was from the midlands I'll speak to him later about the job in Wolverhampton

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Anyone got any contacts in Wolverhampton? I'm thinking of applying for this http://t.co/PEMCqU7L #tartantm #fbps12

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Off to #fbps12 shortly

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Glasgow Breakfast 3/10 very poor 2 hairs.

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Good night at #tartantm last night although I kept my head down in the end.

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Well the burger was a 8/10, no hairs. Wasn't much for the onion but the chips were ok.

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Don't think we are in danger of any snow or ice but if we do than we have the main man from #twittergritter here at #tartantm

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Just checking Argyll & Bute haven't done any Balloon releases, I've just seen @pigsonthewing arrive at #tartantm

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Also if I'm going to show these #localgov 'big hitters on Twitter' a thing or two about how I do things at #tartantm I need to be sharp!

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

I'll stick with water, I need to keep my finely honed PR brain clear, you never know when the next problem needs turning in to a disaster

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Falafel burger! I think not. #tartantm

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Right at the Lansdowne for #tartantm I need something to eat after this afternoons jacket potato. What do people suggest of the menu?

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Remember 'Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class.' Rubbish I say! Self praise is for winners

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

@prettysimple I'm on my way. #tartantm

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Cup of tea on the train to #tartantm is a 2/10 at best. Mrs S can do better and that's saying something. The kitkat was alright though

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Another 2 hours on the train before I get to Glasgow for #tartantm

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Best wipe the coleslaw of my tie and get ready for #tartantm tonight. Never heard of half the people who say they are big on twitter

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Went out of a baked potato with ham and cheese. wasn't too bad 7/10 a couple of hairs on it. #neverseconds

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

I refute this statement http://t.co/FusrLt6J #neverseconds

[Cleland Sneddon @clelandsneddon]

Anyone got a contact for Just Giving? We must be due some commission on the donations? #neverseconds