Clem

Three years ago I said I would write a book, now everyone's going to be surprised that it's finished 🤙
The Amazon look-inside is here ⬇️

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@ronnychieng you leave Trevor alone you mischief!

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@RonFilipkowski Counsellor Mackey is that you?

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Money doesn't grow on trees? FALSE! Money is paper and paper is trees right? Your move Mum and Dad

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@jsolomonReports Breaking: 💩

[Jazz @ProgSocJazz]

@DonaldJTrumpJr You.... do realize he can't see this, right?

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@JasonMillerinDC Smart like turnip

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@Michael84255639 @TomJChicago Umm what?

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@IndiGena4eter @DonaldJTrumpJr @TuckerCarlson Sippin' on that cool aid

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Antivaxxers actually play a pretty important part in all this. Scientists working against the SuperViralDeathPlague'31 can use the obituary section to show us why we should all wear our hazmat suits in public spaces.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr BREAKING NEWS: Racist doesn't like anti-racism measures!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Donny J getting tooooorn apart in the comments section here.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr

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@DonaldJTrumpJr God you're a dumbass

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@DonaldJTrumpJr UUUUURghhhHHHHHHHhHHhHHHhH UUU7RRRRRGHHHhhhhhhhhhHhhhhh 😐 UUUUUUUHGHHHHHHHH! HEELP!

That's how people feel listening to your shit.

[Clem @clem_worldwide]

Dermatologists: don't forget to put sunscreen on your lips.

Everyone else:

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@doctor_oxford @MattHancock The top half of his face looks like Nicholas Cage

[Clem @clem_worldwide]

You don't understand, if you die in improv then you die in real life

[Clem @clem_worldwide]

You and your siblings wondering who's the favourite?
It's the dog. The dog is the favourite.

[Clem @clem_worldwide]

#illegallifeprotips burgle a house wearing a fireman's uniform and if someone sees you just yell 'fire' and everyone will leave you to it