stephen clements

Yorkshire born and bred strong in the arm but thick in the head

[Boropolis @Boropolis]

🥰🇺🇸

[stephen clements @clembo]

@cfcleah_ Adama traorè

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇸🇰 WHAT A GOAL FROM DAVID STRELEC AGAINST GERMANY! 😳

[stephen clements @clembo]

@Saltyfootball7 @EPLLIVE12 @Boro All that's irrelevant mate stats don't win you matches. If you can't put the ball in the back of the net then it's good night vienne

[Squawka @Squawka]

Chuba Akpom is the first Middlesbrough player to win a Golden Boot since John Hickton in the 1970/71 season.

◎ 38 games
◉ 28 goals
◎ 2 assists

Play-offs. 🔜

[stephen clements @clembo]

@ellisbarriebros "Make love to your food don't fuck it"

[Danny Parker @dparkerchef]

Veg oil is more expensive than petrol 🙃

[Chubby Brown @RoyChubbsBrown]

As Oasis told him…,”don’t lean back Elanga …I heard you say “ @Boro 🔴⚪️

[stephen clements @clembo]

Shithousery from the #EFL

[Craig Johns @craig_johns]

Wow. Staggering from the @EFL. #Boro have 19 staff and players with positive Covid cases. 9 players, 7 who would have started.

EFL have told Boro to play the game and recall loan players to do so. Zero regards for player welfare or integrity of the league. Shambles.

[Tom Parker Bowles @tomparkerbowles]

The hospitality industry, one of the country’s most important sectors, is screwed and scapegoated once again. Despite restaurants,pubs and bars being responsible for a mere 2% of cases. Millions of jobs gone, thousands of businesses destroyed. Where’s the evidence? A disgrace

[Stuart Mawhinney @StuartMawhinney]

Try again, hopefully error-free, @Carra23 World XI challenge. No 2 players from same club or country, from my lifetime.

Cech
Hansen Kompany
Lahm Maldini
Eriksen Tigana Juninho
Messi Shearer Ronaldo

[stephen clements @clembo]

@oryeah94 @Carra23 I'll have a go send you my selection

[stephen clements @clembo]

@oryeah94 @Carra23 Only messing mush

[stephen clements @clembo]

@oryeah94 @Carra23 Rough line up that chor

[stephen clements @clembo]

@bbcquestiontime @BBCOne @MattHancock @AndyBurnhamGM @RunningMadProf @FrancesOGrady @AngelaHartnett What do they have in place for employees that have either been made redundant or lost hours due to the current situation. I work within the hospitality industry and fear for my job as will millions of people within this sector.

[stephen clements @clembo]

@themillTS9

[Prof Gayle Letherby @gletherby]

Vote for the workers.

Vote for those on benefits.

Vote for the schoolchildren.

Vote for the homeless.

Vote for the retired.

Vote for the disabled.

Vote for the students.

Vote for the poorly.

Vote for the carers.

Vote for

Vote for HOPE.

#VoteLabourOnThursday 🌹❤🌹

[Riverside Stadium @RiversideStad]

We're delighted to announce that @thekillers are coming to the Riverside next summer! 🏟️🎸

More here 👇

https://t.co/Apho2yW759

[stephen clements @clembo]

2 mint festival tickets for sale https://t.co/ZR98w02Hgl

[stephen clements @clembo]

@SophieMMcGlade @alanowyshow There she is shuzzys misses