clem

zookeeper / beans on toast enthusiast

[clem @clemgeance]

@DJswampdaddy big love always dylan. can’t wait to see what’s next for you 💜

[clem @clemgeance]

Even In Arcadia arrived a day before it’s actually released??? 🥹

it’s so beautiful

[clem @clemgeance]

sneak peak of my new friend 🐯

[clem @clemgeance]

@DJswampdaddy this you bro?

[clem @clemgeance]

i’ve worked with alex for almost 5 years so i know how much this means to her. as her manager i think she’s going to be a fantastic addition to the carnivore team. as her friend i’m so proud i could burst ❤️ everyone say well done alex!

[Alex 🌸 @rem_lvr]

Your girl is finally a carnivore keeper, my dream job since I’ve been a kid 🥺

[clem @clemgeance]

it is cat dads birthday everyone say happy birthday josh

[clem @clemgeance]

@WeTheLindsey your muscles are more easily injured when they’re cold, so yes probs from
that! honestly heat is your best friend here if you have a bath i highly recommend one. sit on the floor with your legs out straight in front of you for a while, gently lean forward to stretch them a lil

[clem @clemgeance]

@yolo_rvp ahhhhh i’m still waiting on mine i’m so excited!!

[clem @clemgeance]

wait is it too late to change this to

people of twitter (derogatory)

[clem @clemgeance]

people of twitter™️ please just take a day off

[clem @clemgeance]

as i was writing this tweet he came in with his coat on and said “it’s time for the unzipping ritual” before taking it off hahaha what do you mean this is my boyfriend??? of 12 years???? insane

[clem @clemgeance]

one thing about long term relationships is that sometimes you almost forget you’re in one?? like what do u mean one day 12 years ago this man came into my life and just never left and now we own a house and 3 cats??? and every day i have to hear him fart?? what???

[clem @clemgeance]

fine i’ll watch house md for the 5th time

[clem @clemgeance]

@jessjpeg correct

[clem @clemgeance]

@xbianca111 happy birthday lovely!!! 🎁🎉💃

[clem @clemgeance]

she’s my best friend actually

[clem @clemgeance]

@poodlesnoot i was about to tag you in this and then realise you posted it

[clem @clemgeance]

@yolo_rvp me next pls 🤝

[clem @clemgeance]

it’s the time of year where i wanna call the bluff on everyone who said “i’d love to have your job” over the summer lmao come and join me in being knee deep in flood water when it’s -1 degrees celsius i dare you