Al Sage

I am the dame in the marigold wallpaper.

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@cveridis But people unfollow you? 🤔

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

I will say it again: @porksmith should be the new host of @BritishBakeOff because he and @noelfielding11 would be PURE MAGIC #ToastofBakeOff #NoelandMattforever #SoFunny

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@willam @Alaska5000 I am going out on a limb here because I love @racechaserpod, and I really wanted to tweet at you both. Would you help get my students whiteboard tables? It will show that you care about the children (or something)! https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@MyFavMurder @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark I don’t think this will work, but because I listen to your podcast while I set up my classroom, would you consider helping my students get whiteboard tables? Maybe they’ll solve the Zodiac with the workspace! https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@ladygaga @Oprah @TheEllenShow @Beyonce I tweeted at all you powerful women before to help with my @DonorsChoose, and I’m doing so AGAIN! Please help me finish my set of whiteboard tables, so my students can be creative! https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

Did you watch @RuPaul’s #AJAndTheQueen and wonder how you could help the children? Consider donating to my DonorsChoose, so the next generation of creatives can draw pictures of drag queens on their tables! https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

Or, if you’re a monster and don’t want to help a teacher out ON HER BIRTHDAY, consider sharing my @DonorsChoose around! https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@rittanyreeman I’m sure he doesn’t 😭 Also I don’t know how to use this hellhole platform either 😭😭

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

It is my birthday! Want to get me something? Consider donating to my classroom! https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@rittanyreeman It doesn’t seem to be bringing them joy though! DONATE TO MY @DonorsChoose @ladygaga OR @TheEllenShow

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

Since my birthday is November 18, and I just had my first child, I just entered to win a @MyFavMurder-filled weekend in Santa Barbara for my birthday🌴Stay sexy and join me! https://t.co/GuAZslLfYv Also, look how cute my baby is with her dad in what looks like a bulletproof vest

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@carmeloanthony my students LOVE you, and it would mean the world to them if you would share this tweet to help fund expiring projects on my @DonorsChoose. https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@NICKIMINAJ every year, a few of my female students choose to write an informative essay about your life and resilience. Can you help them by helping to fund expiring projects on @DonorsChoose? Sharing this tweet would mean the world to them https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@Oprah if I could type your Twitter handle in all caps and still get to you, I WOULD! I know you support education charities. Can you help me fund expiring projects on @DonorsChoose by sharing this tweet? It would mean so much to my students! https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@TheEllenShow I know everyone asks you for help because you’re ELLEN, but I have several projects on @DonorsChoose expiring. Can you help by sharing this? I have attached a cute baby video! https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@BarbraStreisand you are such a legend, and though my students probably don’t know who you are, can you help me fund expiring projects on @DonorsChoose by sharing this? It would mean the world to them (and may teach them about artists other than @6ix9ine) https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@Beyonce you are probably one of (if not the most yourself) powerful woman in the world. Can you help me by sharing my tweet, so I can fund expiring projects on @DonorsChoose? I teach many students of color, and they need the support! https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@MileyCyrus I know you are going through a hard time right now. What could help you feel better since you have donated school materials in the past is sharing my tweet. I have several projects on @DonorsChoose about to expire, and I need help! https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr

[Al Sage @clemmywinebox]

@McConaughey I know you support education with your Just Keep Livin foundation. I have several projects about to expire that will help my classroom be more collaborative and community centered. Can you help by sharing my tweet? https://t.co/lLBzZyoPKr