I’m so excited for this weekend. Not only is it Halloween weekend but my son is teething (he has 3 teeth breaking through) and I’ve already had about 4 mental breakdowns and it’s only Wednesday.
SO THIS MAMA DESPERATELY NEEDS A BREAK.
Can we just take a second to imagine DMX as a preacher?
"GOD GON GIVE IT GO YA , HE GON GIVE IT TO YA , KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR ITS HIM"
"GOD GON MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND UP IN HERE UP IN HERE"
My husband called me freaking out about how the world is going to shit and doesn’t make sense with all of these rappers that shouldn’t have died being found dead.
I feel you. RIP @MacMiller
I was looking at pictures of myself from like 3 years ago and I thought I was fat then.
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME IM REALLY PUT HERE HATING MYSELF
There’s like this thing in me no matter how good shits going I have to be like “it’s to good to be true I don’t deserve this” and just HAVE to fuck it up.
Ezekiels hanging out on my lap and then it smells like he went to the bathroom so I check and not only did he poop, he got it all up his back on his shirt on my pants, the entire front of my shirt and both of my hands.
Why me