i am actually pro non skippable ads on tiktok cuz then maybe i'll finally be released from the clutches that evil application has on my mind and i'll go live in the woods like a real woman should 😤💪
i had a horrific nightmare last night but the part that made it feel the most real was when someone pulled out a samsung flip and everyone bullied them for it the rest of the dream
me thinking i'm a well adjusted human who could probably survive the apocalypse: 😀
me when my coworker sitting next to me is crunching chips a little loud: 🫨😨🤯🤬🫠
if my dad asked me to go in a submarine with him for father's day i would spit on him and say see you on the flip lame-o and skateboard away and then i'd do a kick flip at his funeral but that's just me tho
The submarine thing is suspicious. It seems very far fetched that a bunch of billionaires would take such a risky trip to check out the titanic ruins. I mean surely they have more pressing things to do as billionaires... And now they've disappeared. Sounds like an escape plan.
having a young uber driver is a nightmare because we have too much in common, bro is playing tame impala right now and i haven't looked up from my phone i am afraid
i really walk around the world thinking i'm the coolest bitch and then i have to ask for help at a store and i become a bumbling little mouse that would say sorry if you killed me