Cleo Kordomenos

Greek as in My Big Fat Wedding Greek. TCNJ '17

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I really don't understand how Bruce Jenner coming out as a woman is such a shock to people, and more importantly, why we care...

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Why is Eick infested with fetuses?

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I like how Twitter tells me what I missed while away but it makes me look creepy as I favorite things from about a week ago so there's that

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@caitmcnair 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 preach

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@RPretell1094 that's funny.

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"So then he was like are you dating that? And so I was like no, I'm fucking that!" Casual conversation overheard in passing 😑

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So many awful, Easter puns were said today on social media, and I wanted to express my sincere troubles with this.

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It really hurts when I try to snap chat Jared Leto but it always says pending because he ain't about being my snap chat friend 😔😔😔

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College: never knowing if it's just an actual skunk or weed 😔😔😔

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@tommy_gilroy I see you're all out of rapes, Tom.

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Freshman year regrets: signing up to be on the Order of the Nose Biting Teacups email list

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I like to play this little game called let's see how close to the end of the toilet paper roll I can get without having to change it.

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Bathroom stalls all empty. Takes handicap one. Comes out to find old lady in wheelchair + respirator waiting to use handicap stall. Gr9.

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I'm in a poke war with Eve.

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He doesn't even go here

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Sister: Why don't the boys have to wear shirts on top for swimming?

Me: they don't have boobs

Sister: I know a couple that do

😂😂😂😂😂

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Internships: you lost me at unpaid.

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You know you're lame when LinkedIn has become your preferred social media network.

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Okay real talk: so when can canvas show my classes so I can start stalking everyone. Thanks.

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so is it safe to say that Dean Rifkin won't be emailing us anymore?