Cleolinda Jones

A side account for me (@cleolinda) to livetweet and escape Twitter jail. Please feel free to follow/unfollow as necessary.

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Informal inquiry: interest in Dragon's Kiss? I can't make promises, but... https://t.co/HPqUWuUXmW

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@JinglesPigtails I put the YouTube clip in at least one of the Storify posts--probably the first or second?

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@matthiesjoice Yeahhhhh, that was a particularly awful touch, I thought about that too.

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@Gilmario67 My criticism is that the way Meyer writes them watching the funeral comes off as way more callous than I think she intended.

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@Gilmario67 I actually don't blame them for faking his death, and I understand why they had to do it.

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@McDougallSophia She also basically describes his hair for Beau's.

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@McDougallSophia Are Robert Pattinson's blue? Because that would be my first guess.

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@twistedbrain1 AHHHHHHH

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@victoriousfae I can't believe she made a character more dislikable than Edward and Bella put together.

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@brentdax That's actually how I spell it myself as one word, too.

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Aw! Here it is: https://t.co/NHdLvd7kAV https://t.co/XIwgi7ghFZ

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@elyseholladay Honestly, it's easier to livetweet/recap when it's shriekingly awful. I just have to state what happens.

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Am I out of jail now? The final three (3) #sparkletime tweets are over on @cleolinda, my primary account.

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Bonnie drives away! Wolves melt into trees! The world is weirder than Beau thought NO DON'T FUCKING TELL HIM ANYMORE NOW #sparkletime

[Cleolinda Jones @cleolindajones]

LAST PAGE Y'ALL. HOME STRETCH #sparkletime

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"I hoped that maybe someday the wolves would see that the Cullens were heroes, too" #sparkletime

[Cleolinda Jones @cleolindajones]

He hopes that when Juliewolf is in on the secret, he'll be allowed to see her or talk to her. #sparkletime

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Fortunately, Beau hasn't been JERKING JULIE AROUND FOR THREE BOOKS so this is a mostly painless request. #sparkletime

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Bonnie: "I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT REGARDLESS." Then he asks Bonnie to tell Jules that he's happy. #sparkletime

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"I never wanted to do this to him or my mom. For me, it's fine. I'm good." Nothing he can do to make it better for them! #sparkletime