@pnwguerrilla The only training going on here is a Black male learning how to deal with a Black female in the hood. pathetic. No thanks, surviving with women.
“But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.” That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”
You spent taxpayer money printing “Nick Shirley has a small penis” flyers and handing them out in Sacramento like it was your full-time job.
Let’s talk anatomy real quick.
A pig penis doesn’t just enter a gay man’s bunghole — it rearranges the furniture, knocks down walls, and leaves the place looking like a tornado hit a plumbing store. That thing turns a tight little entryway into a wide-open loading dock. After enough of those, the hole starts waving at passing traffic.
A small penis, on the other hand, is just a shy little visitor. It knocks politely, stays for 45 seconds, and leaves without even rearranging the throw pillows. No structural damage. No permanent remodeling.
But once that bunghole gets stretched out past a certain point from the bigger options, yeah… Depends become mandatory. Not optional. Mandatory. You’re not wearing underwear anymore, you’re wearing a contingency plan.
Anyway, keep printing those flyers. The fraud stories still hit harder than whatever you’re packing.