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[ni pitos ni flautas @cletalabiciculo]

hoy he aprendido una cosa fuertisima que me ha dejado 3 horas en trance y que estoy segura de que os va a dejar loquisimos.

abro hilo🔽

[jovi @yearnerholic111]

she was late for an appointment for 20 mins and left a one star review n this is what someone replied 😭😭😭

[Palermista🇸🇪 @palermismo]

Trump: "Llamé a la FIFA para pedirles que revisen la expulsión"

Art. 19 del Estatuto de FIFA: Queda expresamente prohibida la participación de gobiernos y terceros en las decisiones de las federaciones de fútbol

Trump acaba de admitir un delito y USA debe ser descalificada

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Literary what Martha Stewart went to federal prison for and he just announces his kids are all guilty.

[irene de tuiter @ireegleez]

como de corta tienes que ser para considerar al xokas una persona culta☠️

[Becky @cinepatica]

Qué pena que los Oscar solo sean para cine 🤣. He visto actuaciones mucho mejores en series que en algunos ganadores/nominados al Oscar: esta es una de ellas.

[Reggy ≷◇ @reggytwobit]

type shi 😭

[ًluna @gwensgirlfriend]

I've watched this like seven times what an incredible tweet 😭😭

[ni pitos ni flautas @cletalabiciculo]

que bonito haber sido parte de esta comida de pito

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

i feel like i'm a westerosi citizen and the candidate i campaigned for just won the election

[♥️ @LdotNatalie]

I thought they were stealing your jobs

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

His whole issue was that he he ran as the candidate who didn’t have a pac and who didn’t take special interest money, but couldn’t speak with moral clarity on one of the most important issues. So he looked spineless ….but for free

[Aysha @AyshaSusmaz]

This you?

[K. @kamerynsimonne]

I love how everyone is in their cozy pj's & natural state because the guys aren't around. To be a woman is to perform 😭

[ni pitos ni flautas @cletalabiciculo]

@jmbikergang @min__yoogi lo único que me jode es que vienen en plena ola de calor, no van a disfrutar tanto de la ciudad

[THE SNEAK DISS SNEAKER PODCAST @the_sneakdiss]

I’m tired of athletes talking about why athletes really aren’t as rich as we think.

You touched $7 million and bought your parents a $3 million dollar house? You’re dumb.

[Alex_politics @comuflauta]

Si lleva 30 años trabajados y le ha quedado esa pensión me da que el que menos culpa tiene precisamente es Pedro Sanchez.

[goma @soigomaa]

Olivia Dean watched her 2025 world tour disappear in just four minutes. Hours later, greedy resellers flooded the internet with tickets priced at $1,200, a brutal 400% markup targeting loyal fans.
She reacted instantly. Olivia partnered with a secure fan-to-fan platform, enforced strict price caps, and cancelled every ticket listed above original value without hesitation.
That decision wiped out an estimated $2.5 million in reseller fees. By 2026, ethical touring became industry standard because one artist refused to exploit her own community.
We post daily wisdom for women.

[ni pitos ni flautas @cletalabiciculo]

@teskupoenlajett @Wihtiko_ Perdona, en que parte del clip dice que el boxeo le genera necesidad de ir a terapia?? No la encuentro

[💗 @ma1ybe]

To be Loved even in death