CLEVELAND STAN 🧲

A Cleveland sports fan, trading enthusiast, and have a full time finance job. no financial advice.

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Diehard Cleveland sports fan and obsessive day trader. We can all get healthier. I post as much as I can but also have a full time finance job, nfa.

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@StockPatternPro Sorry for your loss man

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

In America, a stranger will rename you in public, and you are simply expected to become that man.

I entered a busy café.

The line was long.

The machines screamed.

The people moved with confidence, like everyone had been trained since birth to order milk in secret codes.

A woman at the counter smiled.

“Name?”

I stood tall.

Eight hundred years of family history rested on my tongue.

“NyanChuu.”

She nodded with great confidence and wrote something on the cup.

No hesitation.

No fear.

A professional.

Then she read it back.

“Nacho?”

The café continued.

Nobody stopped.

Nobody gasped.

Nobody drew a sword.

Just me.

Standing there.

Watching my soul become a snack.

In Japan, a name is a house you inherit.

In America, a name is wet clay in the hands of a barista.

I wanted to correct her.

But she had said it with such bright certainty.

There was no mockery.

Only service.

Only speed.

Only a cup waiting to be born.

So I bowed.

“Yes. Today, I am Nacho.”

The man behind me said, “That’s kind of a cool name.”

He had no idea what he had witnessed.

A funeral.

A baptism.

A menu item.

I stepped aside and waited.

Every time the staff shouted another name, people moved instantly.

“Emily!”

“Jason!”

“Mike!”

Then it came.

“Nacho!”

The sound hit the room.

Not as a mistake.

As destiny.

I walked forward.

Not fast.

A man should never rush toward a new identity.

The barista handed me the cup.

“Have a good one, Nacho.”

I received it with both hands.

Because when America gives you a new name, it also gives you the courage to answer to it.

I drank the coffee.

Too hot.

Too sweet.

Too large.

Perfect.

For twenty minutes, I was not NyanChuu.

I was Nacho.

I sat by the window and wondered what kind of man Nacho should become.

A lighter man.

A crispy man.

A man who does not fear melted cheese.

Before leaving, I looked at the cup again.

The handwriting was terrible.

The meaning was holy.

You call it a misspelled name.

I call it a temporary American rebirth.

Tomorrow, I will return to another counter.

If they call me NyanChuu, I will bow.

If they call me Nacho, I will bow deeper.

And if one day they call me Taco, I will not resist the ceremony.

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@AlpacaAurelius Madeira and Dubrovnik

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@iamJMinx @bryan_johnson Mostar is awesome, the country is beautiful too

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@AroundTheNFL @TheNickShook Verse was born in Dayton Ohio, lived there till his teens

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@HoustonTexans @NFL

[Hayden Winks @HaydenWinks]

This is an A+ trade for the Browns. No doubter.

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@StockOptions888 $MU

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@dblair0711 @JacobsFieldRBW Appreciate that, stay blessed

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

CAVS. WIN.

@getgo | #LETEMKNOW

[NBA @NBA]

Cleveland trailed 103-94 with 3 minutes remaining.

Cavs closed regulation on a 9-0 run to force OT.

They outscored Detroit 14-10 in OT, closing the game on a 23-10 run.

Cleveland wins their first road game of the postseason and takes a 3-2 series lead in East Semis 🤯

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@Jake__Wujastyk HELLO

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@Jake__Wujastyk KITTY

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@FDSportsbook

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@AVandelay00 @CleGuardPro Do you look at advanced stats…? You know what those are?

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@Melog25 @MessickNinja @RichieJR06 @CleGuardPro Go touch grass bro, sounds like you’re gonna cry.

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@FadeawayWorld Why’s he keep talking like shai isn’t from Canada

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@Jake__Wujastyk $RIVN has similar look to $GME a few days ago