CLEVER JOKES

Instagram @cleverjockess I am here to make your days better, bring happines to the miseribles out there like myself, that look for every upportunity to laugh 😂

[CEX.IO @cex_io]

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[CLEVER JOKES @clever_funny]

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[CEX.IO @cex_io]

🔥 CEX·IO Loan is now offering more collateral currencies and $LINK is one of them. To celebrate this, we’re giving away $1,000 LINK tokens to 10 random participants.

🎁 Win one of them — join our giveaway and complete simple tasks.

Go, ninja, go 👉 https://t.co/RdcvMm2KsQ 👈

[CLEVER JOKES @clever_funny]

Its not that im scared of the corona, I just cant deal with my family.
Like I’ll be dying and they will yell at me saying “ We told you to put on those damn gloves and mask”

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@kanyewest its almost 2020 , are you still planin to run as a president 😲?

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#NewProfilePic

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So one day I found a dark straight hair in my mans pants(Iam light brown and curly) and I was furious
What he said to me shook me
He said: I find hair in the food all the time,you found a single hair ONE time and you almost kill me😳

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@SnakeOilPrez I quit for the better of the people😂

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@RosaParksResist Me too, today and all the days

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#fat

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When you go to your borin job everyday
And than think of a way to make things funnier , but end up getting roasted all day long #fail

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Exames on the way

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@KimKardashian Yanny

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Shook

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When my friend askes me if I wanna go for a forth meal today 😂

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@Ophelia22345 Okay, tell them : Im bored My mom wont let me clean or do any thing in my house , can I please help you with anything , literaly please you would do me a favor?
What about this idea?

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@Ophelia22345 The best way is to say to that person : Hey have you seen this “page” on instagram it shows you how to redecorate the house with the same furniture that you have , can we please try some of the ideas?
❤️

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When someone keeps staring at me

[Amy Kaufman @AmyKinLA]

"On these steps today stand 82 women representing the number of female directors who have climbed these stairs since the first edition of the CFF in 1946. In the same period, 1,866 male directors have climbed these very same stairs," says Cate Blanchett.

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Explainn https://t.co/JFO0qbIz5w

[chloe @aechantings]

how do you cancel a show with a scene like this, america explain

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Sibling : Did you eat my last peace of cake
“Me :”with some cream on the side of my mouth”