ithinkimfunny

Comedian trapped inside an entrepreneur. Always wanted to do standup or write for a show. I'd almost do it for free ;)

[ithinkimfunny @cleverlywitty]

Dear, @JoeBiden After the AR-14 Machine gun remark we’re not sure if you’re qualified to be the Chief of Surgrey on Grey’s Anatomy. We seen viral LinkedIn tweets about your ability to cure SARS, but we’re losing faith as you appear uninformed by using incorrect words.

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@etrade Hard to get any market signals when your app and website are constantly down. Pair that with a 50 min wait time on your chat/phone line we may as well go back to trading off newspaper quotes

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@jimmykimmel @realDonaldTrump Most establishments I’ve been to with “poles” generally have very liberal hours and sometimes never close ;)

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@AdamSchefter Looking forward to the exciting team chant and mascot this brilliant marketing team came up with!

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@splendores So you’re telling me the quotes in the newspaper aren’t up to date? That changes things....

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Just as I predicted - bankruptcy rumors are starting to appear. They aren’t paying their employees, quit paying rent....where did that 140 million go that they stole from members? CEO must be getting a nice bonus @24hourfitness #24hourfitness

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So @24hourfitness fully maxed out their credit line & could be a candidate to file for bankruptcy. They're using your money to float their business while NOT paying their employees. Call your bank & report the charges as fraud. Retweet and expose their corruption.

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@24hourfitness Just so everyone knows what they did: 4 million members times $35 per month = 140 million dollars. Now that their bank account is flush they get to pretend to do the right thing. But in reality they aren’t paying their employees but are still paying their executives fat salaries.

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@steveinthebay @24hourfitness They’ve maxed out their credit lines with banks and are using your funds to most likely keep paying their executives. Call your bank to dispute the transactions.

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@fearofroya @24hourfitness They’ve maxed out their credit lines with banks and are using your funds to most likely keep paying their executives. Call your bank to dispute the transactions.

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@danteinfers @24hourfitness They’ve maxed out their credit lines with banks and are using your funds to most likely keep paying their executives. Call your bank to dispute the transactions.

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@steveinthebay @24hourfitness @kron4news @nbcbayarea @abc7newsbayarea @MFinney @KTVU @CBSBAYAREA They’ve maxed out their credit lines with banks and are using your funds to most likely keep paying their executives. Call your bank to dispute the transactions.

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@AngelenoLife @24hourfitness Oh no they are charging people! And they’ve maxed out their credit line. Call your bank and dispute the charges.

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@JSilverzweig @RLaRe_ @24hourfitness They’ve maxed out their credit lines with banks and are using your funds to most likely keep paying their executives. Call your bank to dispute the transactions.

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@RLaRe_ @24hourfitness They’ve maxed out their credit lines with banks and are using your funds to most likely keep paying their executives. Call your bank to dispute the transactions.

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@ScreenBug @24hourfitness They’ve maxed out their credit lines with banks and are using your funds to most likely keep paying their executives. Call your bank to dispute the transactions.

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@Chad4short @24hourfitness @CorePowerYoga @24hourfitness maxed out their credit line & could be a candidate to file for bankruptcy. They're using your money to float their business while NOT paying their employees. Call your bank & report the charges as fraud. Retweet and expose their corruption.

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@benbeanoff @24hourfitness @24hourfitness maxed out their credit line & could be a candidate to file for bankruptcy. They're using your money to float their business while NOT paying their employees. Call your bank & report the charges as fraud. Retweet and expose their corruption.

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@GmStarnes @24hourfitness @Doubleshotz0 @24hourfitness maxed out their credit line & could be a candidate to file for bankruptcy. They're using your money to float their business while NOT paying their employees. Call your bank & report the charges as fraud. Retweet and expose their corruption.

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@z71chilo562 @24hourfitness @24hourfitness maxed out their credit line & could be a candidate to file for bankruptcy. They're using your money to float their business while NOT paying their employees. Call your bank & report the charges as fraud. Retweet and expose their corruption.

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@zewaffles @UnderdogLawBlog @24hourfitness @24hourfitness maxed out their credit line & could be a candidate to file for bankruptcy. They're using your money to float their business while NOT paying their employees. Call your bank & report the charges as fraud. Retweet and expose their corruption.

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@Tobert86086653 @24hourfitness @24hourfitness maxed out their credit line & could be a candidate to file for bankruptcy. They're using your money to float their business while NOT paying their employees. Call your bank & report the charges as fraud. Retweet and expose their corruption.