Watching coworkers around my age try to navigate excel and genuinely wonder how they got hired. Like what do you mean you don’t know how to collapse a pivot table #nuke#getmeout
Haven’t seen my roommate in 2 weeks:
+600 he’s fucking dead
+10000000 he’s at his gf (pretty sure the kids gay)
+3000 he moved back to South Africa
-125 he’s a fag pussy and works at the country club till midnight every day
No gf. Shot maybe 0/30 yesterday. Ripped so much bag I can’t smell. Yakked in the uber on Sunday at 6pm on my way back from last night. 10 hour work days next week.