Christina Lewis

Just graduated from graduate school. Still trying to figure out my life.

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

Therapist: do you often use humor as an avoidance tactic when dealing with emotion and trauma?

Me: it's a cornerstone of my personality.

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

To be fair the cinnamon rolls turned out really good (great grandmothers recipe)

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

Just @jameslewis100 using a hair dryer to try and warm up dough that had been in the fridge overnight. @nicolebyer should he apply for @NailedIt?

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

Shoutout to @embe_rose who answers who texts at 11pm at night when I’m having a breakdown

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

@embe_rose Big! This is my favorite Disney movie!

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

@magicmikecastle It’s good their only breathing down your neck! I turned my back to turn on the tv and was greeted with my cat eating my ice cream when I turned around.

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

@magicmikecastle Me too bro, me too

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

an EmergenSea Otter for the timeline

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Paws up if you voted already! 🐾

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

Me: “I want to thank you for being there during my breakdown”

Him: “which one?”

If that doesn’t explain me

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

“I’m going to pay for you to do eharmony cause I can’t handle the tinder creeps”- my mother #onlinedating

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

I JUST WANT A GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR MY CAT

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

Today’s just been a really rough day, y’all.

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

Why is dating so hard. All I want is a good influence for my cat.

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

“Instead of texting a boy eat something yummy”- @embe_rose

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

“Tweet of the year 2020” @HellloPaige

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

Ruin my life 2020

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

I had a dream that candidates for the senate race also had to do a magic act and it was magical...figuratively and literally

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

Should I change my twitter bio to “looking for a cat dad”

[Christina Lewis @clewlis08]

Thought I got a text from a boy, instead it was from my old nail salon saying it was opening up again.