Dear Santa,
• At least 6'1
• opens the door
• goes out of his way to make me happy
• plan dates & buy me flowers without asking (bare minimum)
• emotionally intelligent
• obsessed with me
• can't breathe without me
• provider, rich & soft spoken
in your 20s there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams
it’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light
and suddenly i became the person who takes forever to reply, likes to be alone, will ghost you, doesn’t care about anything, and will not care if we fade away