Clemente Hernandez

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

How it feels to listen to your NPC coworkers talk about their lame ass weekend at 9am on Monday morning

[brandon* @brndxix]

don’t worry guys, the wealth will trickle down

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

companies: we can’t find anyone to hire!

their hiring process:

[𝕾𝖎𝖓 𝕰𝖒𝖔𝖈𝖎ó𝖓 🇬🇭 @GhanaianSavage]

JuSt WoRk HarDeR

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
��� got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[k🎱 @crtfydyapper]

bruh this is basically fc barcelona vs real madrid

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

PlayStation hasn't posted in over 5 days on Twitter (X) 🎮

• Their longest span of not tweeting in years

• The post announcing they're ending physical game production currently has 8 approved Community Notes

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

We don’t call women losers enough

[َ @gir1genius]

RIP CUM

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

This is insane LMAOOOO

[Céline🇧🇷🇱🇧 @lebrazill]

The fact that we all collectively just ignore Argentina’s existence 😂

[nyara @nyaraVT]

This is why Trump won.

This is why this timeline sucks.

Genuinely this is why society has to fight the same battles over and over again, just to make a little bit of progress.. because this is literally the average person.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

“TEXAS IS CHEAPER THAN CALIFORNIA”

Rent
Los Angeles: $2,656
Dallas: $1,588

Minimum wage
Los Angeles: $18.42/hr
Texas: $7.25/hr

Hours worked for rent
Los Angeles: 2656 ÷ 18.42 = 144
Dallas: 1588 ÷ 7.25 = 219

You have to work 50% more to afford rent in Texas. That’s more than two weeks EVERY month.

Let that sink in

[Retney @retneysholocron]

“This generation will not be defined by its great games or incredible tech, but rather by corporate greed, mismanagement, and anti-consumer practices.”

Nailed it

[Goldrum the Swag Bear 💿 @Goldietheswag3]

Sure, here is a screenshot for you, fucking morons.

[☆web☆ @webw3aver]

even got IGN pissed off lmao

[ULLLTIMMAAAAA🍉🇵🇸 @Ultima_Undead]

PLAY STUPID GAMES GET STUPID REWARDS NIGGA #FUCKYOU

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

leaving sofi stadium is a nightmare out of the 7th layer of hell. this city needs public transit. we shouldn’t be allowed to host massive events ever. we don’t have the infrastructure for it. massive parking lots and cars everywhere

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Fucking losers lol