Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city, obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”
A Message to Americans
The United States is, unfortunately, not coming back from this. ICE is killing, assaulting, arresting, and even deporting its own American-born citizens; including combat veterans. The country has walked away from Taiwan, is once again attempting to steal Greenland, blames Ukraine for defending itself against Russia, and is trying to crush Canada through tariffs into becoming the 51st state.
It's over - and I say that with deep sadness, not any sense of glee. When Trump eventually leaves, JD Vance - another genuine psychopath - will take over.
I'm inviting all engineers, scientists, artists, medical professionals, businesspeople, and tradespeople who feel unsafe to immediately apply for Canadian citizenship. You will be safe in Canada.
When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.
A Few things to know about Tim Walz, the possible future Vice President of the United States:
- Born in Nebraska.
- Married with 2 children.
- Command Sergeant Major in the Army National Guard for 24 years.
- High School Teacher and Football coach.
- 6-Term US Representative.
- 2-Term Governor of Minnesota (Re-elected in 2022)
- Moderate Democrat Known for his ability to work across the aisle, Walz has a reputation for bipartisan collaboration.
- Pro Business, Pro-balanced budget, Pro-farmer.
He's the candidate that Trump feared the most because of his moderate policies and appeal to Independent voters in the Midwest.
Tim Walz is - by far - the most based Democrat governor in the country. With a 1 seat majority in Minnesota he did:
- universal free school meals
- legal weed
- carbon free electricity by 2040
- tax rebates for the working class up to $1,300 (making under $150k per year)
- 12 weeks paid family leave
- 12 weeks paid sick leave
- banned conversion therapy
- red flag laws for guns
- universal background checks for guns
- automatic voter registration
- free public college (under $80k)
- ban on PFAS (forever chemicals)
- $2.2 billion increase in k-12 school funding
- sectoral bargaining for nursing home workers
Met Tim Walz on my first day in Congress, sat next to him on Veterans Affairs committee for the following six years. No one fought harder for veterans. And he did it by bringing Democrats and Republicans together to get the job done.
As Governor of Minnesota he codified abortion rights, implemented background checks, legalized marijuana, passed paid family leave, restored voting rights and invested more than $1 billion in affordable housing. Not bad.
And before any of this, he was a high school teacher, football coach and a 24-year veteran of the army national guard.
He also happens to be a terrific dad and husband — there isn’t a conversation I’ve had with him where he doesn’t bring up his kids, always with the biggest smile on his face.
We became friends in Congress, going on early morning runs (in the dead of DC winter, I’m bundled in layers and he’s wearing a t-shirt and shorts), talking Minnesota music, the Replacements (Tim!), Prince, Dylan, Husker Du, and sharing stories about our families and hometowns.
In a business that prioritizes transactional relationships, he’s always been good to me, reaching out when I’m up, reaching out when I’m down, just being a good friend. And in a profession that encourages poll-testing and focus groups and political corporate speak, he’s always himself, the real deal. Common sense, kindness and empathy.
I couldn’t be more excited that he’s on the ticket, couldn’t be more energized to do everything I can to help Vice President Harris and Governor Walz win the most important election of our lives.
Let’s go!
I am proud to announce that I've asked @Tim_Walz to be my running mate.
As a governor, a coach, a teacher, and a veteran, he's delivered for working families like his.
It's great to have him on the team.
Now let’s get to work. Join us:
https://t.co/W4AE2WlMTj
BREAKING: Kamala Harris has just selected Tim Walz to be her running mate for Vice President.
I can't love this guy enough. Just take a look at this compilation of his statements.
Here are some of his major accomplishments:
Education
Education Funding: Walz has prioritized education funding, increasing investments in Minnesota's public education system. He has advocated for measures to address educational disparities and improve outcomes for all students.
Pre-K and Early Childhood Education: Expanded access to pre-kindergarten programs and early childhood education, ensuring more children have access to quality early learning opportunities.
Infrastructure
Transportation Projects: His administration has overseen significant investments in Minnesota's infrastructure, including transportation projects to improve roads, bridges, and public transit systems across the state.
Broadband Expansion: Focused on expanding broadband access to rural areas, enhancing connectivity and supporting economic development in under-served communities.
Health Care
Affordable Health Care: Walz has worked to improve access to affordable health care for Minnesotans. He supported measures to stabilize health insurance markets and reduce costs for individuals and families.
Mental Health Initiatives: Promoted mental health initiatives, increasing funding for mental health services and support programs.
Social Justice and Equality
Police Reform: Following the death of George Floyd, Walz signed a comprehensive police reform bill aimed at increasing accountability and transparency in law enforcement. The legislation includes measures such as bans on chokeholds and warrior-style training, and requirements for de-escalation training.
Equity Initiatives: Committed to advancing racial equity and addressing systemic disparities through various state programs and policies.
Environment
Climate Action: Walz has been an advocate for climate action, supporting initiatives to reduce greenhouse gas emissions and transition to renewable energy sources. His administration has set ambitious goals for carbon neutrality and clean energy adoption.
Economy
Job Creation and Workforce Development: Emphasized job creation and workforce development, investing in programs that train workers for high-demand industries and support economic growth.
Support for Agriculture: Walz has championed Minnesota's agricultural sector, providing support for farmers and promoting sustainable agricultural practices.
Growing up, I learned to be generous toward my neighbors, compromise without compromising my values, and to work for the common good.
@KamalaHarris and I both believe in that common good – in that fundamental promise of America. We’re ready to fight for it. And like she says: when we fight, we win.
Whatever your feelings about the Trump shooting, it’s worth pointing out that if a Secret Service team can’t protect a presidential candidate, maybe expecting Mrs. Krabappel to protect her 4th grade students from an active shooter is unrealistic.