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Planet, Undeterred By Covid’s Human Toll, Goes Hella Old-School https://t.co/i1psHntxBj

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Nothing Is Quite So OG British Than Reducing A Dinner Guest To Their Tribal Lineage https://t.co/jx75oDCHYg

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Your Move, SF Creep. https://t.co/5WS0bKAQip

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What Would Buddha Smoke? https://t.co/hcoeV8pNqW

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Gaslighting Is Only Now Getting Its Due Recognition As A Term, Which Totally Tracks Given The Simulation We Are All In https://t.co/wkVwCZk3nJ

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MyPillow CEO Announces Bid For RNC Chair Because He Hasn't Finished Making Money By Fluffing Things Up https://t.co/FT4QqVGO4I

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Twitter 2.0’s 1st Global News Event Delivers Porn Rather Than Public Service (Which, It Could Be Argued, Is A Form Of Public Service?) https://t.co/6pc7J4iY5u

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Piece Of Shit Hosts Turds At Mar-a-Lago https://t.co/tuae4jAGFX

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White Man Pisses Away Enough Money To Solve World [Insert Problem Here] In Order To Garner The Approval Of The World’s Assholes https://t.co/Ukjzf2u0Er

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President Ye, Will Say No One Ever https://t.co/mMxGmllkOE

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Excuse Us, Can We Please Take A Moment To Try To Embarrass The President With His Son’s Daughter’s Husband’s Mother’s Near Death Experience? https://t.co/8H1FFjOovD

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This Town Will Literally Pay You $30K To Learn To Say Presicce Correctly. (OK You Have To Move There Too). https://t.co/FgffHGV5pe

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via @NYTimes Musk Bummed Battered Employee Syndrome Not Working At Twitter https://t.co/8adGFye16r

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Florida: Where The Good Times Are Not Just Catchy, They’re Potentially Lethally Contagious https://t.co/ijrgSntFsn

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via @NYTimes Google Tips Everyone A Quarter For Stripping Them Clean Of Their Personal Data https://t.co/maa7uhGKRa

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Because When You Can’t Trust A German Bot With The Holocaust, Who Can You Trust? https://t.co/pY2pLyTBvu

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Nothing Makes You Get Misty For MAGA Like A Good Old-Fashioned Prison Rape Fantasy https://t.co/5m2L1HHXA5

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When The Phrase “What’s Your Damage?” Takes A Dark Turn. Also Maybe Don’t Attend The World Cup If You’re Gay. https://t.co/p3lENpqz8s

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‘America Only’ Foreign Policy Doctrine Gets A Preview https://t.co/Tosb54XxhK

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via @NYTimes Trump Now Suing Just To Get Someone To Read His Tantrums https://t.co/SFVXDNz7jm