A$AP Kenny Bania

corndog enthusiast

[A$AP Kenny Bania @clickforbob]

All my friends are busy getting married and having kids. I’m just out here making tacos

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@united flight 5876 is delayed, causing me to miss my connecting flight. After rescheduling, Now I am in a middle seat after paying to be in a window seat, and won’t be arriving until tomorrow. Please make this right!

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Is sign language universal, or is there one for each language?

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@bpgallman 2 eyes, a nose, and a mouth. I see the resemblance

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If your gender reveal party doesn’t involve some kind of vape, don’t bother inviting me

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Sometimes I like to browse through my friends Venmo transactions to see how much fun they are having without me.

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People that touch the screen of your monitor when trying to point things out. Just stop.

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What kind of horrible person actually reclines their seat all the way back during a flight?

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Is it just me, or does this @Verizon ad look like a card from Cards Against Humanity? @CAH

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Did weddings even exist before hashtags?

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If I can hear clicks when you’re texting, re-evaluate you’re life; it’s 2017

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That casual feeling of waking up at 3:58 AM and eating ice cream

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@GettnJingyWitIt Virgins are taking over

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Have you ever met a dentist with bad teeth?

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Just connected with this hottie on LinkedIn. How long should I wait to slide into that DM?

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I've worked out 4 days in a row. Can I put gym rat in my tinder profile now?

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TFTF = Too Full To Fuck

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Chev Chelios for president! #2020

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Hey guys, is it too serious to ask a girl out for bone broth?

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My new rap name is yung profe$$ional