Cliff Rancor!!

Travel Consultant by profession(life hack- am a bit of a bullshit artist myself, but go ahead with your story.)#Red devil for life# GGMU

[Cliff Rancor!! @clifba]

Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.

[Rodger @TheRodged]

The "you instantly die if you quit your job" economy.

[dami @spoiltkate_]

The 9-5 experience is leaving work tired, getting home tired, sleeping tired, then waking up tired to go back to work.

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Wacha mjue TCL imebuy Sony, elites wa Nairobi simtajam sana

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Jadon Sancho leaves Man United as free agent after 5 years since joining on £75m deal from BVB.

United’s 4th most expensive signing ever says goodbye on a free after Aston Villa loan.

[Bhanu Pratap @tanwarbhanu_]

Maa knows everything

[Ace Sage🍉 @acecrypt01]

A Gen Z was told his salary was being reduced by 30k because of "company financial constraints." Because I’m his fellow Gen Z and the head of finance, I secretly leaked the company’s actual profit margins to him so he could use it as leverage. He went into the negotiation panel and absolutely grilled them with their own numbers. The CEO looked terrified and told him they'd review it and give him a final answer by 4 PM. 4 PM sharp, the CEO walks out to give him the verdict. My guy wasn’t even at his desk. He had already accepted a remote US gig during his lunch break, used the leaked data to onboard our biggest client to his new firm, and left his office laptop on the toilet seat.

[Komander Xander @KomanderXander]

I know guys who almost exclusively go after married women because they are easier to have sex with than single women

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I might not teach how to get rich ,but I will teach you how to be happy even when everything around you tells you to be sad .
First lesson the first time someone shows you who they are ,please believe them.

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Girlfriend: "I hope you're not one of those guys who watch all 104 World Cup games."

My face:

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Njerae makes music for side chics who would come to see you in jail

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

POV: it's 7am, you wake up to the sound of the rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

We don't care

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

I’m very big on courtesy.

I say thank you to anyone.

Even if I’m paying for a service.

[y @ysuckme]

No one cares about your potential if you never deliver.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

8 year old me planning to go and start my own life after being punished at home

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

The economy is too bad for you to be going after broke women.

[Pareno Solonka @Pareno_Solonka]

No amount of sanitization or manipulative re-invention should make you forget Ruto’s sins.

[Wode Maya ® @wode_maya]

Be Valuable and your appearance won’t matter in any room you find yourself…..

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Tapeworms on day 2 of living in an Indian's intestines

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: Trump just announced that we have been secretly stealing “millions of barrels of oil” from Iran at night. And that Iran just found out.

wtf?!?