Cliff The Alien

Just an alien making t-shirts.
Visit the Cliff Store for better merch than Jake Paul's.

[Cliff The Alien @cliff_the_alien]

@NYCEMSwatch "NYPD, FREEZE! Everybody clap your hands."

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@bennyjohnson Your planet wild af rn

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@elonmusk I don't even want to visit Earth at this point.

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@GovChristie @DanaBashCNN @CNN Go close another bridge, paisan 🤌

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@GovChristie It's not gonna happen, Gretchen.

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@RickandMorty @adultswim No Justin, no watch.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad @cherrycrushTV Perhaps there are some questions mankind was not meant to have answered.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Fun fact: you can still hear her in your head after you shut her off.

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@GovChristie I got a question for you. Why won't you return my planet's phone calls, Chris?

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@justinbwells @TuckerCarlson Ron DeSantis ate my cheeseburger.

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@POTUS When will Earth invest in my planet?

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@Official_aleey I love lamp.

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"You gotta spend money to make money."
Well I spent all my money, so I guess I'm set.

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A wise person chooses the option that gives them more options.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Your planet isn't worth invading.

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@mattjones0000 @Sargon_of_Akkad I don't even want to invade your planet anymore.

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@allgoodlove I'm real ✌️👽✌️

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@Susugirl24 Thank you kindly, Earthling! ❤️

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Follow us so we can come to Earth!
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